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Re: Thinking of chewing for the 1st time.

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salool wrote:You're married right....ilaahy kibritkaaga ha oo naxariisto marka.
:lol: :lol: I died laughing....I think


Salool gacan ba ku tagay with your bunch lines.
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I waran Ismahan, meshan waynu ku dhex gaboobney :lol:

Dadkan 23 dhaafin so maaha inaynu xaqiiqada oo sheegno.
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Bro, go for the Giza variety, they pack a punch. Your mouth and throat will be sore the next day as you are not a regular user.

To help you go to sleep when you spit out, make sure you have a Bangi spliff or a bottle of Tusker handy.

Some men report that they start leaking when marqan on Giza, never experienced it but it has different effects on individuals. Some do not sleep until they find a woman, others can't get it up.
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Re: Thinking of chewing for the 1st time.

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salool wrote:I waran Ismahan, meshan waynu ku dhex gaboobney :lol:

Dadkan 23 dhaafin so maaha inaynu xaqiiqada oo sheegno.
Fiicaan macaanto. :rose:
Wallahi wa ruunta, meeshan shaati cusub aya la so gashta every few months and they never exceed 25. :lol:
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salool wrote:You're married right....ilaahy kibritkaaga ha oo naxariisto marka.
Does it mean what I think it means (something dirty)
BlackRain it is not addictive ..go for it ..u fadhiso xidiga so tiri..habeenka naagtana si fican baad engajin
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Re: Thinking of chewing for the 1st time.

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ZubeirAwal wrote:
birtacalanka wrote:Long-term effects:

depression[2]
infrequent hallucinations[2]
impaired inhibition[21] (similar to alcohol)
increased risk of myocardial infarction (heart attack)[22]
psychosis in extreme cases in the genetically predisposed[2]
oral cancer[23][24]

Ilahey ka baq
broscience

khat gives oral cancer :dead:

khat is similar to alcohol :dead:

broscience x100
Have you ever met someone who has been chewing for decades? It's not pretty :?
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Image

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salool wrote:You're married right....ilaahy kibritkaaga ha oo naxariisto marka.
I am assuming kabrit= guus? LMAO. Are you saying khaat makes guus small or some? If that's case what does it do with females that chew? I am afraid it doesn't make sense.

Smile-Like, Lol I heard once you chew , you go mad looking for any hole to fuck ahah. But dmn all Nairobi guys chew that sh1t. I am tired of their invitation and when i refuse , they look at me like i am reer baadiye.
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If first time or occasional...it will boost your libido...like ten times!
Better chew with a girl
There r different chewing positions...try the one best parcticed in DireDhawa & Djibouti : your lady love gets in your macwiis and...u chew together.

Have fun

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Show us what ur teeth looks like after couple of sessions.
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salool wrote:You're married right....ilaahy kibritkaaga ha oo naxariisto marka.

I never understood why Salool always equates chewing with impotency...au contraire madame...it boosts.

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bareento wrote:
salool wrote:You're married right....ilaahy kibritkaaga ha oo naxariisto marka.

I never understood why Salool always equates chewing with impotency...au contraire madame...it boosts.

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frequent chewing leads to loss of appetite, decreased semen levels and fatigue. khat caused 96 percentage of divorces in the Somali community in the uk. khat destroys the bedroom. war waa yaab iyo amakaag.
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Re: Thinking of chewing for the 1st time.

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BlackRain wrote:
salool wrote:You're married right....ilaahy kibritkaaga ha oo naxariisto marka.
I am assuming kabrit= guus? LMAO. Are you saying khaat makes guus small or some? If that's case what does it do with females that chew? I am afraid it doesn't make sense.

Smile-Like, Lol I heard once you chew , you go mad looking for any hole to fuck ahah. But dmn all Nairobi guys chew that sh1t. I am tired of their invitation and when i refuse , they look at me like i am reer baadiye.
Not smal but dead, faniito, kabuut.Wheelchair bu oo baahan doona to hit the target.Dont try that shit otherwise ur wife will get bussy with the milkman. :mrgreen:
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Re: Thinking of chewing for the 1st time.

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I wouldn't advice you to try it. there's nothing special about it.
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Re: Thinking of chewing for the 1st time.

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Don't even bother my old man and my uncles let me try khat when I was around 3-4 years old it tasted nasty then :x
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