Does the average couple make love every night?

[FieldMarshalMenace]

naa kaaley! Maxaa kaa galay taan ku.aaso Iyo too aan baaquliga ugu shubo, have I raped them ? Are they not adults ..did they tell them to put the bowl front of me ?

It's disgusting and I feel sorry for any woman who has had the misfortune of being married to you and feel even worse for the women who have no choice but to call you family. I pray that Allah(swt) blesses you with a daughter so you can finally grow up.

I guarantee you that I do much more than your typical Somali husband ...I assure you I do...I go beyond the call of duty ...what Somali man works non stop, cleans more than often, cooks each team, is aware of the house needs, takes her on surprise vacation, on a blind dinner, to the masseurs, buys her a decent car, gives her acceptable freedom, leaves the house so she can host her friends and buys all the good party and amenities, who does the laundry and who never talks to any other chick from the time we settled except little flirt on Snet here and there ...so don't let this fool you ...besides I was never married 3 times, where did u get that from..

[Idman702]

Finally menace is getting a taste of his own medicine.

Ladies he also robbed my Snet innocence from me. This man has no shame. Just looking at his nick makes me want to burst out in tears.


Menace no means no. Balayo kugu aastay. Waaji dilacbilaash.

[FieldMarshalMenace]

Finally menace is getting a taste of his own medicine.

Ladies he also robbed my Snet innocence from me. This man has no shame. Just looking at his nick makes me want to burst out in tears.


Menace no means no. Balayo kugu aastay. Waaji dilacbilaash.

Bro..lets not be emotional like females act like the man you are ..you have deceived me and cat-fished me

[EvolSyawla]

Menace, If my darling was messaging women the things that I've seen you say, you better believe I would be his no longer. Consider yourself VERY lucky that she doesn't use snet.

[FieldMarshalMenace]

If I have another wife then it's Snet ..

Ladies good night and forgive me ..ilaahay dambigeyga ha iga jaro..( Lejusticier erase my narration of my sexual exploits..I'm not proud of it )..

But my heart is at ease bc I have not stolen the poor people's money as a warlord, as a qabiil politician or as NGO worker..

As a matter of fact Allah knows what've done for the poor ..god willing I will replace my dambi with my humanitarian future projects ..I will sacrifice my life for the poor in our homeland ..

But in the meantime crucify me while glorifying Gaas, Siilaanyo, Madoowe and Hassan

[Idman702]

Finally menace is getting a taste of his own medicine.

Ladies he also robbed my Snet innocence from me. This man has no shame. Just looking at his nick makes me want to burst out in tears.


Menace no means no. Balayo kugu aastay. Waaji dilacbilaash.

Bro..lets not be emotional like females act like the man you are ..you have deceived me and cat-fished me

So this is what you are resorting to, calling me a man. You have robbed me you thief. My innocence is gone. I was a care free, clean minded girl when I joined this site. You corrupted beetle juice. I spit on you. Tuuuuuuf.

[EvolSyawla]

loll Stop calling her a man warya

[Idman702]

Ok guys I will stop with the exaggeration.

Menace you're still a dilacbilaash

[Buraanbur]

I guarantee you that I do much more than your typical Somali husband ...I assure you I do...I go beyond the call of duty ...what Somali man works non stop, cleans more than often, cooks each team, is aware of the house needs, takes her on surprise vacation, on a blind dinner, to the masseurs, buys her a decent car, gives her acceptable freedom, leaves the house so she can host her friends and buys all the good party and amenities, who does the laundry and who never talks to any other chick from the time we settled except little flirt on Snet here and there ...so don't let this fool you ...besides I was never married 3 times, where did u get that from..

You said you were married 2x before, unless you were trolling.

You go above and beyond out of guilt, not because you're a good husband. You're worried about her finding out about your baby mamas, secret side wife, possible STIs, etc she'll leave your ass so you want to hold the cooking, cleaning, dinners and surprise vacations to motels in fly over country over her. Be good to your wife, Menace. You could end up with a daughter who brings home a guy just like you.

[FieldMarshalMenace]

Ok guys I will stop with the exaggeration.

Menace you're still a dilacbilaash

I love you whatever you might be

[FieldMarshalMenace]

I guarantee you that I do much more than your typical Somali husband ...I assure you I do...I go beyond the call of duty ...what Somali man works non stop, cleans more than often, cooks each team, is aware of the house needs, takes her on surprise vacation, on a blind dinner, to the masseurs, buys her a decent car, gives her acceptable freedom, leaves the house so she can host her friends and buys all the good party and amenities, who does the laundry and who never talks to any other chick from the time we settled except little flirt on Snet here and there ...so don't let this fool you ...besides I was never married 3 times, where did u get that from..

You said you were married 2x before, unless you were trolling.

You go above and beyond out of guilt, not because you're a good husband. You're worried about her finding out about your baby mamas, secret side wife, possible STIs, etc she'll leave your ass so you want to hold the cooking, cleaning, dinners and surprise vacations to motels in fly over country over her. Be good to your wife, Menace. You could end up with a daughter who brings home a guy just like you.

Alright ..

[BlackVelvet]

According to Dr.Oz, 3 times a week is the average


Would explain why people who marry for lust get divorced so quickly

I just remembered the 400m, same thing happened, I was so excited but alhamdulilah for the fat kid, he saved me from total humiliation.

[26June1960]

Somali men are 30 seconds bajaqs, so I doubt that your neighbors are Somali.

How do you know that? (Assuming that you're virgin and never been married)

b.s; Your disclaimer doesn't count. The stories you've been told by 2, 3 or even 5 of your friends doesn't mean anything, when you generalize; i.e Somali men.

[GeoSeven]

Somali men are 30 seconds bajaqs, so I doubt that your neighbors are Somali.


P.s

Are they newlywed?

that is harsh..a man who lasts less than 30 min either has ED or chews.

.....a man who last 25 mins or longer suffers from delayed ejaculation which I assume must be exasperating. Preconceived notions and fantasies aside, lasting too long isn't bliss. Recuperating after 15-20 mins and going at it again is what's fun.

[Smile-LiKe-SuN-RiSE]

Somali men are 30 seconds bajaqs, so I doubt that your neighbors are Somali.


P.s

Are they newlywed?

that is harsh..a man who lasts less than 30 min either has ED or chews.

If they could last 30min it would have been less divorces.

Haday 10min gaadhsiyan bay nasiib leyehiin.

Lol under ten minutes wa la gartay the first round..lakin ma walba haday ka so daadanaayan..dee kaasi medical condition..bu qaba Tan kale...naagaha somalida way ka xishoodan to make suggestions...ninkan waad is dhax geesheen eff xishood.. as a woman u know ur body better tell him what turns u on..lol

Geo, some men know how to control their ejaculations. 30 minute is not that long some can even last hours.