Somali weddings.

[SolidCamel]

Why does everyone assume I'm a little kid

You said your current job is thru internship, and you also needed advice on what to do with that gal from Ingiriiska in the other thread

When did I say that

[CaliQase]

no no, no main event. wey iska geli gorigooda maghrip kaba.lol

Oo hyper main event la'aan baad seexan?

[CaliQase]

Right after the Nikaax takes place or after when they go home that night!

According to SNET relationship expert (BV), people need to live together for 3 months before the aroos (wedding)

What's up with you CaliQase, you need to get on with the program!

No Probation for me man. Ilaa waxaynu soo sabrayay kacsi laboodkiiye ma wax kalaa lagu dari karaa sxb

One of the trick is take a deep sleep during the day before the wedding, be up during the wedding,, and get busy right afterwards. You just wear your night-vision goggles and take it from there!

Maalinta hore in la kala tuuro ayay ku macdahay sxb. Habeenka lamaanaha cusub ayaa iska leh. Iyagu ha is ceyrsadaan caawoo dhan.

[FAH1223]

Went to a wedding in December 2013

This Ethiopian girl and African American guy I both know from school.

Their wedding was on point.

The food was amazing. Like AMAZING. The MC kept the program moving. It was all smooth. Probably the best wedding I've been to outside of my aunt's about 8.5 years ago.

[Machiavelli2]

What I could never understand is why waste tens of thousands of $$$ for a fancy wedding and the married couple return to their rented apartment or,to the apartment in the project oo magaca eeddo laga soo wareejiye marka ay u guurtey another State. Why can't they host a small wedding for immediate family members and not the whole tolka in the city and save more to buy their own place? Somalida iyo faan buufis ah maxaa kala haaystaa. Sorry Dr, Professor, millionaire, sophisticated Idman, haddii aan threadkaaga meel kale la aadey, my sincere apologies.

I blame Somali women. They have this saying " Aduunka hal habeen baan ku leeyahay, habeenka arooskayga". They also believe small wedding =Single mother. Meaning someone who already has had previously lavish wedding can settle for such.

It is all bullshit

I've seen it all Ina Adeer, dad markii la yidhaahdo kaniisad baa bixineeysaa subsidised apartments, 400 of them attend and fight over the que, the police are called and disperse them, then they spend 10's of thousand $$$ on a wedding. Caqli lix saac baanu noqonney.

[HorseedS]

Finna play drill music at my wedding. Remix the songs like HAG block D Block bang bang odayasha finna be turned up
Every oday will claim the other nigga ain't bout that life and place will turn into a war zone.

[Hyperactive]

no no, no main event. wey iska geli gorigooda maghrip kaba.lol

Oo hyper main event la'aan baad seexan?

inadeer ellergic ban ka qaba la'ag dad daragsan laku khasarinayo in the name of wedding. qof walbo hadu sahankiisa so qadanayo, wahba kama qabo. lol

[Methylamine]

After my abti's wedding last summer, I've been completely put off by weddings. Probably won't even go to my own. Too much unnecessary buuq

[SolidCamel]

After my abti's wedding last summer, I've been completely put off by weddings. Probably won't even go to my own. Too much unnecessary buuq

I agree man, don't like the attention and craziness either. I'd prefer to get the nikah done and take her to the crib

[Methylamine]

After my abti's wedding last summer, I've been completely put off by weddings. Probably won't even go to my own. Too much unnecessary buuq

I agree man, don't like the attention and craziness either. I'd prefer to get the nikah done and take her to the crib

Exactly. Why blow racks on racks on racks on some stupid party that will have some terrible karaoke singer(s), and will be filled with angry single moms ready to give you and your wife the evil eye

[saacJabshee]

Advo has the right idea (minus the trap music )

Idman I think the problem is more to do with their budget

[saacJabshee]

After my abti's wedding last summer, I've been completely put off by weddings. Probably won't even go to my own. Too much unnecessary buuq

I agree man, don't like the attention and craziness either. I'd prefer to get the nikah done and take her to the crib

Exactly. Why blow racks on racks on racks on some stupid party that will have some terrible karaoke singer(s), and will be filled with angry single moms ready to give you and your wife the evil eye

Have a shiekh style wedding. Affordable and quick and be home b4 12

I went to a meher once and the shiekh asked how much the girls meher was and they said 7k and he said thats too much and guess which side shouted "waa lagu balamay"

[Smile-LiKe-SuN-RiSE]

My wedding will be the biggest..coolest wedding in seatown

[InaSamaale]

What I could never understand is why waste tens of thousands of $$$ for a fancy wedding and the married couple return to their rented apartment or,to the apartment in the project oo magaca eeddo laga soo wareejiye marka ay u guurtey another State. Why can't they host a small wedding for immediate family members and not the whole tolka in the city and save more to buy their own place? Somalida iyo faan buufis ah maxaa kala haaystaa. Sorry Dr, Professor, millionaire, sophisticated Idman, haddii aan threadkaaga meel kale la aadey, my sincere apologies.

I blame Somali women. They have this saying " Aduunka hal habeen baan ku leeyahay, habeenka arooskayga". They also believe small wedding =Single mother. Meaning someone who already has had previously lavish wedding can settle for such.

It is all bullshit

The saying has pressured many girls who didnt want a wedding into one.


In saying that nothing wrong with celebrating a beautiful occasion with family and close friends. I wouldn't want randoms coming to my wedding though. Eat your food & talk shit about you and your event.

[FAH1223]

After my abti's wedding last summer, I've been completely put off by weddings. Probably won't even go to my own. Too much unnecessary buuq

after the last couple i've went to, i feel the same

very off putting tbh