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I was shopping at target and I saw this fat female walking Infront of me, there's was the yellow wet sign and she didn't see it, the chick went flying up and bam almost broke the floor.

I run to the toddler clothing section and just laughed my ass off. I am still laughing. She was not hurt though.


:lol: :lol:


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What's your favorite store?

Mine is

Target

Here's my routine for target, I walk in Target, grab a frappe from Starbucks, and just roam the store, I can be in there for hours and hours. I have a Super target close to my house. :blessed:
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How come your " Allah forgive me" doesn't sound as sincere as your "walaahi waa boqorka Somalida" :lol:
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jalaaludin5 wrote:How come your " Allah forgive me" doesn't sound as sincere as your "walaahi waa boqorka Somalida" :lol:
You're obsessed with King Burhan Alsomal. When you're addressing me you better say her royal highness Idman.


What do you know about what's sincere or not!
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Idman, though I always suspected you belong to the American upper middle class, I would have, never, in million years, thought that you were so well off as to actually shop at the world famous, Chez Target. Most impressive, indeed!
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barbarossa wrote:Idman, though I always suspected you belong to the American upper middle class, I would have, never, in million years, thought that you were so well off as to actually shop at the world famous, Chez Target. Most impressive, indeed!
Are we being sarcastic Mr? :lol:


What's your favorite store?
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Target was a shitty store that was always half empty, glad they closed down
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Methylamine wrote:Target was a shitty store that was always half empty, glad they closed down
Maybe the Canadian target,

Our is always full and beautiful. Our Super targets are incredible. :blessed:
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Idman702 wrote:
Methylamine wrote:Target was a shitty store that was always half empty, glad they closed down
Maybe the Canadian target,

Our is always full and beautiful. Our Super targets are incredible. :blessed:
Yeah the Targets in Canada were utter shit compared to the American ones, which is why they closed down. The ones I visited in upstate NY were nice and cheap
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Idman702 wrote:
barbarossa wrote:Idman, though I always suspected you belong to the American upper middle class, I would have, never, in million years, thought that you were so well off as to actually shop at the world famous, Chez Target. Most impressive, indeed!
Are we being sarcastic Mr? :lol:


What's your favorite store?
K-Mart..
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Her royal highness Idman, amen. May Allah forgive you for laughing at that woman.


I too laughed at this guy that I was beefing at work when he one day let this big fart out in the middle of a meeting. Other people were respectful and did not say a word, but I stood up and stated, "this is gross and I can't stay in this room with this smell." :lol: I looked back at him and stated, "why didn't you go to the bathroom when you know that air was getting near." Few Indians in the team laughed. They carried on and did not stop for it, but I stayed outside for good ten minutes to ensure the air is out of the room and came back to the meeting later on.
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Cub Foods
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Methy: I heard Canada just got Victoria's Secret
Barabossa: Kmart? Are those even open anymore? I am judging you right now :lol:

Udun: loooooooooool Omg that was hilarious. I would have done the samr exact thing. I have a sensitive nose and I wouldn't breathe if someone ripped one infront me.

Sulfur: I have a hate and love relationship with Cub foods. I hate going there but once I see the hot deli section I forget all about it. Their hot potato wedges is the bomb. :eat:
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Yup.........What about trader Joes? My fam think im too cadaan to go there :lol:






Ps:Double date At Cup Foods: Me, basra, you and AOC?
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We don't have trader joe's near us. But I go to whole foods.

Let's do me, you and basra. Something tells me AOC has a pocket knife and he can be trigger happy at times. :oops:
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Idman702 wrote:We don't have trader joe's near us. But I go to whole foods.

Let's do me, you and basra. Something tells me AOC has a pocket knife and he can be trigger happy at times. :oops:
Is that what I think it is? :oops:


It doesn't live up to all the hype ..Theres always 1 girl that is hotter & wanna focus on, then you have to give attention to the other girl its like charity

Sorry Basra :lol:



Whole Foods is nice....I also love Aldi, cheap :stylin:
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