Short background somali history

[mahoka]

* arab muslim sails from Arabia *

Lands in the region

Naked somali comes to him, "are you God"

Arab, no I am here to spread the true word of God

Naked somali , " what is that "

Arab "one God, Mohammed scw was his last prophet "


Somali " do I have to be arab to believe in God "

Arab *shaking his head* " no all mankind must submit to Allah , he is our created all "

Somali " can I claim the prophet to go to heaven "

Arab Sheikh *surprised at this retardation * " I just said you can worship your creator who ever you are"

Somali " your skin is lighter, I like it"

Arab " ok"

Somali "please destroy my daughter, I want my grand kids to look like you"

Arab *confused *

Somali " I want.you to be my father "

Arab runs away

Somali " my father is sheik isaaq, jebarti etc. I am arab so I am going to heaven

Ethiopian laughing his futo off, watching .

Somali "from now on, I am arab , if you say I am black I will kill you and deflower your daughter "

Xabashi calls them skinny african negro

Somali xabashi wars ... .
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After hundred years

Somali goes to Arabia , says to first person he sees " father I am back"

Arab is shocked and runs away away" ukut ya xayawaan, la uriid to pay child support for you niqqer"

Somali goes to mecca, "I want to meet my ancestors and family

*14 arabs die from laughing "

Somali comes home sad and starts another war with xabashis

Fast forward to 21 century

My Iraqi father is better then your yemeni father, and so on,

War to decide whose made up father is better

[EvolSyawla]

"Arab Sheikh *surprised at this retardation * " I just said you can worship your creator who ever you are"

Somali " your skin is lighter, I like it"

Arab " ok"

Somali "please destroy my daughter, I want my grand kids to look like you"

Arab *confused *

Somali " I want.you to be my father "

Arab runs away "

So random loll

[Rambie]

* arab muslim sails from Arabia *

Lands in the region

Naked somali comes to him, "are you God"

Arab, no I am here to spread the true word of God

Naked somali , " what is that "

Arab "one God, Mohammed scw was his last prophet "


Somali " do I have to be arab to believe in God "

Arab *shaking his head* " no all mankind must submit to Allah , he is our created all "

Somali " can I claim the prophet to go to heaven "

Arab Sheikh *surprised at this retardation * " I just said you can worship your creator who ever you are"

Somali " your skin is lighter, I like it"

Arab " ok"

Somali "please destroy my daughter, I want my grand kids to look like you"

Arab *confused *

Somali " I want.you to be my father "

Arab runs away

Somali " my father is sheik isaaq, jebarti etc. I am arab so I am going to heaven

Ethiopian laughing his futo off, watching .

Somali "from now on, I am arab , if you say I am black I will kill you and deflower your daughter "

Xabashi calls them skinny african negro

Somali xabashi wars ... .
....
...
..
..
After hundred years

Somali goes to Arabia , says to first person he sees " father I am back"

Arab is shocked and runs away away" ukut ya xayawaan, la uriid to pay child support for you niqqer"

Somali goes to mecca, "I want to meet my ancestors and family

*14 arabs die from laughing "

Somali comes home sad and starts another war with xabashis

Fast forward to 21 century

My Iraqi father is better then your yemeni father, and so on,

War to decide whose made up father is better

You sum it up right there.

[mahoka]

you know the sad thing is i was reading xabashi history.

[KyrieJama]

you know the sad thing is i was reading xabashi history.

[WaaliCas]

Warabe,

You said it very well in a humorous way. I laughed hard wale but it's the truth.

They wanna tell us some ma kacsade 68 year old Arab deflowered 1000s of black Aboriginal girls called Dir in Somali coastal towns to father Somali tribes. It is most ridiculous thing in the history of humanity.

The Habesha Solomonic one is even worse telling us some Jew did their mother Shiba at least with Somalis its Arab father rooting like the black naago on the beaches; Zeila, Berbera, Maid.

But the difference is with Habesha the general population doesn't claim to be Israeli kids only the ruling elite. So they don't suffer from identity crisis like Somalis hence why they have stability and cohesive community despite Ethiopia being home to almost 90 different ethnics and over 200 languages.

Both in Solomonic and Somali Mohamed religion played crucial role.

In the old times, if one was Christian he was identified with the early Israelites. It was a transition. For example Ethiopian Habesha Tewahedo (unity) members believe that the Israelites sinned and became corrupt. Shiba being aware of this decided to exile her son Menelik and the Ark of covenant to Ethiopia, which lays from Jerusalam to where the sunsets.

In the middle ages any Christian in Ethiopia was simply called Amhara even when he had nothing to do with them genealogically. The same applied to Muslims, they just seen as Arabs. Somalis being Muslims thought another name for their religious identity was Arab.

[mahoka]

the thing is this claim of arab linage is disrespectful to our ancestors

who made the laas geel cave paintings that date back to 9000 years ago, it was somali nomads,

[theyuusuf143]

Looool where is the Arab lovers when we need them. it seems Somalis are moving in the right direction if we keep making fun out of those who embrace arabs xabashis and others. Well done mohaka you have my respect.


Isaaq exists as a group of clan/s but they are no arabs at all. they are Dir Irir Samaale. Anoo Dira waxa Dabada carab ii sudhaa waa dayuusnimo. (afaray baa igu dhalatoo aan ka walaacay) kk.

darod clans existed long before jeberti. the names kablalax koonbe and darod have pure Somali meaning for that reason jeberti is out if window.

[Rambie]

Warabe!

Is that you nigga!
Didn't recognize you without the flaq of China.

[KyrieJama]

Warabe!

Is that you nigga!
Didn't recognize you without the flaq of China.

Waa isaga lafti

[mahoka]

Warabe!

Is that you nigga!
Didn't recognize you without the flaq of China.

Waa isaga lafti

maxaad ka hadlaysa

who is a hyena

[KyrieJama]

Warabe!

Is that you nigga!
Didn't recognize you without the flaq of China.

Waa isaga lafti

maxaad ka hadlaysa

who is a hyena

War hooy 'qiiqa ha isku qarin' nigis cusub uun ba so xiratay

[mahoka]

kkkkkkkkkkkkk^^

[SonofANomad]

arab muslim sails from Arabia *

Lands in the region
Naked somali comes to him, "are you God"

Somali " your skin is lighter, I like it"

Arab " ok"

Somali "please destroy my daughter, I want my grand kids to look like you"

Arab *confused *

Somali " I want.you to be my father "

Arab runs away

Somali " my father is sheik isaaq, jebarti etc. I am arab so I am going to heaven

Ethiopian laughing his futo off, watching .

Somali "from now on, I am arab , if you say I am black I will kill you and deflower your daughter "