Xabashi womanizer vs 3 Somali Sisters !!

[theyuusuf143]

Mogadishu she is the family mama, she is crack head and sleeps with any black or white man who can supply her. Most notably she is a easy prey for her daughters man. the Xabashi womanizer.

DDSI: the unfortunate beautiful girl was raped and abducted when she was teenager by the xabashi monster. he married her forcefully. her weak sisters tried to rescue her in 1977 but they were bitchslappped by the Xabashi and his friends. After 30 years when Hooyo xamar became crackhead the xabashi is trying to phuk all of them.

Somaliland she beautiful and goldigger, the xabashi wants to phuk her like her sister and she knows him very well.

Xabashi: hey SLN come down to my house will ya i am alone and bored !
Somaliland: oh my god r u serious oki I will come to you.
Xabashi: damn you look better than your sisters !
Somaliland: thank you
Xabashi: uum... honey why don't you join our great ethiopian family. your sister (ddsi) is oki with that.
Somaliland: I know but you know me I am career woman. if you just help me gain ictiraaf,the corridor, the railway,the port expansion and 30% of your import export handling I will join the family.
xabashi: interesting ! you are very different than your sisters I admire your ambitions. I will think about it.

1 day later the xabaahi contacted puntland. she is a goldigger too but more intelligent and less attractive physically compare to her older sister (SLN) .

puntland: hey warya salaamno how is my sister ddsi is she behaving well ! (suuro.com)
Xabashi: o yeah always. what is wrong with SLN I mean she is always looking after things we don't even have.
Puntland: the bitch is crazy ictiraf minded did she asked you Something ?
Xabashi: oh No aa ... any way aa ... you look fantastic today. will you stay here tonight ?
Puntland: naughty boy ! boowe iga baydh. by the way why didn't you do something about alshabaab in jubaland and galgala. look how phuking stronger you are you phuking coward deal with those bastards first. kiss good night.

the raw meat xabashi is frustrated this time he want to phuk the big mama.

Xabashi: hey xamar can we meet tomorrow I need Some child care assistant your daughter (ddsi) is always playing dhaanto I need your help.
Xamar: yaakhii I can't come out I run out of funds. will you call John kerry or bank moon tell them to release my welfare money now !
Xabashi: oki take the next plane then.
Xamar: Ding ging ! hello is any body here [she is not alone as he expected a ugandan fufu is holding her waist] antee where R u.... ?
Xabashi: wait wellcome. but.... who is this man ?
Xamar: my protector and everything !
Xabashi: you can go back the children are find. I don't need your help

Next day he called Djibouti. highly sophisticated little woman.

xabashi: hey Djib long time !
Djibouti: makhsii bakhuu huuno soo dhawaaw.
Xabashi: your crazy sisters made crazy that's why I trust you only. how is my ships I am worried about the houthis please keep an eye on them.
Djibouti : heeeey ! huuno trust me I kicked all Arabs out the houthis won't touch your ships. how ever I need you to support me more sanctions on shacbiya (Eritrea) lets cut the head of this snake afewerki.
Xabashi: ishi ishi.



My conclusion is the Xabashi has plans to phuk all Somali sisters but the whole Somali family are Golddigers. I wonder who will win eventually .

[WaaliCas]

Xabashi: hey xamar can we meet tomorrow I need Some child care assistant your daughter (ddsi) is always playing dhaanto I need your help.
Xamar: yaakhii I can't come out I run out of funds. will you call John kerry or bank moon tell them to release my welfare money now !
Xabashi: oki take the next plane then.
Xamar: Ding ging ! hello is any body here [she is not alone as he expected a ugandan fufu is holding her waist] antee where R u.... ?
Xabashi: wait wellcome. but.... who is this man ?
Xamar: my protector and everything !
Xabashi: you can go back the children are find. I don't need your help

Next day he called Djibouti. highly sophisticated little woman.

xabashi: hey Djib long time !
Djibouti: makhsii bakhuu huuno soo dhawaaw.
Xabashi: your crazy sisters made crazy that's why I trust you only. how is my ships I am worried about the houthis please keep an eye on them.
Djibouti : heeeey ! huuno trust me I kicked all Arabs out the houthis won't touch your ships. how ever I need you to support me more sanctions on shacbiya (Eritrea) lets cut the head of this snake afewerki.
Xabashi: ishi ishi.



My conclusion is the Xabashi has plans to phuk all Somali sisters but the whole Somali family are Golddigers. I wonder who will win eventually .

Wallahi I'm in tears....that was riwaayad of the year hands down. You're bloody comedian. You can replace Jawaan and Sooran.

Those parts killed me the most....

Luckily I just had afuur. Nijaas foqol nijaas.

I appreciated the good laughter.

[theyuusuf143]

I can't afford but I can actually make it a million dollar worth drama. the story between Somali sisters and the xabashi womanizer is very interesting. Any film makers in snet ?

[Rambie]

You extremist Reer Dahir!

[TheGrumpyGeeljire]

I'm laughing as I write this, you're a top class comedian waryee:lol:

[Jugjugwacwac]

[CasualFarah]

Wanlaweyns don't have a sense of humor

[QaxootiWaaxid]

[lander24]

[WaaliCas]

Wanlaweyns don't have a sense of humor

It's no wonder the best comedians always came from SL. Wanlawein take things too serious.

[Obscene]

[TheblueNwhite]

I don't know 1 isaaq comedian. You got no funny bone unfortunately.

Cadiifad badan ayaa ka muuqata this so called funny riwaayad. Isaaq baa isku camiraya uun.

Ramadan in lagu jiro waala iloowey. Take it down a notch.

[SiennaEarth]

Lol how is this even remotely funny?

[Methylamine]

Mogadishu she is the family mama, she is crack head and sleeps with any black or white man who can supply her. Most notably she is a easy prey for her daughters man. the Xabashi womanizer.

DDSI: the unfortunate beautiful girl was raped and abducted when she was teenager by the xabashi monster. he married her forcefully. her weak sisters tried to rescue her in 1977 but they were bitchslappped by the Xabashi and his friends. After 30 years when Hooyo xamar became crackhead the xabashi is trying to phuk all of them.

Somaliland she beautiful and goldigger, the xabashi wants to phuk her like her sister and she knows him very well.

Xabashi: hey SLN come down to my house will ya i am alone and bored !
Somaliland: oh my god r u serious oki I will come to you.
Xabashi: damn you look better than your sisters !
Somaliland: thank you
Xabashi: uum... honey why don't you join our great ethiopian family. your sister (ddsi) is oki with that.
Somaliland: I know but you know me I am career woman. if you just help me gain ictiraaf,the corridor, the railway,the port expansion and 30% of your import export handling I will join the family.
xabashi: interesting ! you are very different than your sisters I admire your ambitions. I will think about it.

1 day later the xabaahi contacted puntland. she is a goldigger too but more intelligent and less attractive physically compare to her older sister (SLN) .

puntland: hey warya salaamno how is my sister ddsi is she behaving well ! (suuro.com)
Xabashi: o yeah always. what is wrong with SLN I mean she is always looking after things we don't even have.
Puntland: the bitch is crazy ictiraf minded did she asked you Something ?
Xabashi: oh No aa ... any way aa ... you look fantastic today. will you stay here tonight ?
Puntland: naughty boy ! boowe iga baydh. by the way why didn't you do something about alshabaab in jubaland and galgala. look how phuking stronger you are you phuking coward deal with those bastards first. kiss good night.

the raw meat xabashi is frustrated this time he want to phuk the big mama.

Xabashi: hey xamar can we meet tomorrow I need Some child care assistant your daughter (ddsi) is always playing dhaanto I need your help.
Xamar: yaakhii I can't come out I run out of funds. will you call John kerry or bank moon tell them to release my welfare money now !
Xabashi: oki take the next plane then.
Xamar: Ding ging ! hello is any body here [she is not alone as he expected a ugandan fufu is holding her waist] antee where R u.... ?
Xabashi: wait wellcome. but.... who is this man ?
Xamar: my protector and everything !
Xabashi: you can go back the children are find. I don't need your help

Next day he called Djibouti. highly sophisticated little woman.

xabashi: hey Djib long time !
Djibouti: makhsii bakhuu huuno soo dhawaaw.
Xabashi: your crazy sisters made crazy that's why I trust you only. how is my ships I am worried about the houthis please keep an eye on them.
Djibouti : heeeey ! huuno trust me I kicked all Arabs out the houthis won't touch your ships. how ever I need you to support me more sanctions on shacbiya (Eritrea) lets cut the head of this snake afewerki.
Xabashi: ishi ishi.



My conclusion is the Xabashi has plans to phuk all Somali sisters but the whole Somali family are Golddigers. I wonder who will win eventually .

BnW and Sienna: it's just a joke, don't take it seriously

[jalaaludin5]

Mogadishu she is the family mama, she is crack head and sleeps with any black or white man who can supply her. Most notably she is a easy prey for her daughters man. the Xabashi womanizer.

DDSI: the unfortunate beautiful girl was raped and abducted when she was teenager by the xabashi monster. he married her forcefully. her weak sisters tried to rescue her in 1977 but they were bitchslappped by the Xabashi and his friends. After 30 years when Hooyo xamar became crackhead the xabashi is trying to phuk all of them.

Somaliland she beautiful and goldigger, the xabashi wants to phuk her like her sister and she knows him very well.

Xabashi: hey SLN come down to my house will ya i am alone and bored !
Somaliland: oh my god r u serious oki I will come to you.
Xabashi: damn you look better than your sisters !
Somaliland: thank you
Xabashi: uum... honey why don't you join our great ethiopian family. your sister (ddsi) is oki with that.
Somaliland: I know but you know me I am career woman. if you just help me gain ictiraaf,the corridor, the railway,the port expansion and 30% of your import export handling I will join the family.
xabashi: interesting ! you are very different than your sisters I admire your ambitions. I will think about it.

1 day later the xabaahi contacted puntland. she is a goldigger too but more intelligent and less attractive physically compare to her older sister (SLN) .

puntland: hey warya salaamno how is my sister ddsi is she behaving well ! (suuro.com)
Xabashi: o yeah always. what is wrong with SLN I mean she is always looking after things we don't even have.
Puntland: the bitch is crazy ictiraf minded did she asked you Something ?
Xabashi: oh No aa ... any way aa ... you look fantastic today. will you stay here tonight ?
Puntland: naughty boy ! boowe iga baydh. by the way why didn't you do something about alshabaab in jubaland and galgala. look how phuking stronger you are you phuking coward deal with those bastards first. kiss good night.

the raw meat xabashi is frustrated this time he want to phuk the big mama.

Xabashi: hey xamar can we meet tomorrow I need Some child care assistant your daughter (ddsi) is always playing dhaanto I need your help.
Xamar: yaakhii I can't come out I run out of funds. will you call John kerry or bank moon tell them to release my welfare money now !
Xabashi: oki take the next plane then.
Xamar: Ding ging ! hello is any body here [she is not alone as he expected a ugandan fufu is holding her waist] antee where R u.... ?
Xabashi: wait wellcome. but.... who is this man ?
Xamar: my protector and everything !
Xabashi: you can go back the children are find. I don't need your help

Next day he called Djibouti. highly sophisticated little woman.

xabashi: hey Djib long time !
Djibouti: makhsii bakhuu huuno soo dhawaaw.
Xabashi: your crazy sisters made crazy that's why I trust you only. how is my ships I am worried about the houthis please keep an eye on them.
Djibouti : heeeey ! huuno trust me I kicked all Arabs out the houthis won't touch your ships. how ever I need you to support me more sanctions on shacbiya (Eritrea) lets cut the head of this snake afewerki.
Xabashi: ishi ishi.





My conclusion is the Xabashi has plans to phuk all Somali sisters but the whole Somali family are Golddigers. I wonder who will win eventually .

lol: waligay intaan reer jaamac waal maqlayay it meant nothing.

now I have to picture you next time I hear the nam.
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