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Easy solution to all of Somalia's problems

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Recognise Somaliland, with the condition of Dhulos staying in Somalia. Let SL cry for abit, then work out a great deal for Dhulos/Warsan to stay with SL. Let them live n prosper.

Give the calaacaling MJs the same choice. Most likely they'll choose to stay. With the condition of moving the capital to Galkacyo.

Then, we need to kill all Dir leadership of Shabab covertly, and kill all Hawiye mooryaanist leadership and financiers of Shabaab, through a deal with Hawiye Islamists.

Thats Shabaab dealt with. As you know the khawarij element of Shabaab is Dir, and the financiers are HG, wile Murusade/galjecel are just Islamist nationalist.

Give all qabiils control of their land. Jamaame, Marka and Deefow to Dir, Middle Jubba to Gosha, Gedo to Marehan with Rahanweyne, Lower Jubba to Ogaden, Barawe to Tunni, etc.

Basically send HG back to Mudug, with Galkacyo the capital, we allow HG to rule Mudug the province.

And voila, with Shabaab defeated Amisom will leave, and MJ will politically manoeuvre like we always do to become the president of The Islamic Republic of Somalia.

We establish sharia courts, and we act like we've given up power after our term, but we run it in the background with our sharia courts. No, we dont take any money from the treasury, we just want power.

Then Somalia rises from the ashes, we get our waters back, the pirates are hired as coastguards, we fund ONLF, we fund the various movements in Kenya, we establish close relationship with Chad, join Amisom forces in NIGERIA to rid of Boko Haram.
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Re: Easy solution to all of Somalia's problems

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Re: Easy solution to all of Somalia's problems

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DANGIRL wrote:Image
Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooool


Nooooooooo they weren't ready.


:dead:



P.s

Jamaladdow go back to Burundi and stop talking about Somali affairs... :arrow:

Bye Tyrone!
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Re: Easy solution to all of Somalia's problems

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JamalAddow wrote: Then Somalia rises from the ashes, we get our waters back, the pirates are hired as coastguards, we fund ONLF, we fund the various movements in Kenya, we establish close relationship with Chad, join Amisom forces in NIGERIA to rid of Boko Haram.
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The same stupidity that put you where you are now.
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Re: Easy solution to all of Somalia's problems

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[quote="DANGIRL"]

I can't see the image, what's it about?

I wonder what the OP is under the influence of. :lol:
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Obscene wrote:
DANGIRL wrote:
I can't see the image, what's it about?

I wonder what the OP is under the influence of. :lol:
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Re: Easy solution to all of Somalia's problems

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^ still cant see it.
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Re: Easy solution to all of Somalia's problems

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DANGIRL wrote:
Obscene wrote:
DANGIRL wrote:
I can't see the image, what's it about?

I wonder what the OP is under the influence of. :lol:
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Danger girl!
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