What is the maximum amount of money you can spend on a date ?

[Skippa]

Hilarious!

[InaSamaale]

Ma sidaan ba kugu dambeysay Garaad? Allah maxaa meeshan lagu asaasaqay.

he's taking the piss of another forumer's love chronicles which is eerily similar to this

[Advo]

I spend atleast $300 on my dates, I gotta maintain my balling ass image (fictional status). Yes I do tip even the door man, and make sure to order "house" foods (top shelf). If she's a little big, im known to gift wrap cheese cake to go, if she's skinny id probably replace that with bbq buffalo wings. I haven't really taking out a legit wadaad chick but id probably get her bottle water with blessings from me (bisinka baan ky akhrin lahaa).

Alls am saying is, u gotta come off ur pocket bro, make sure she is well fed before sending her home. Trust u will feel better sleeping at night knowing u fed someone, watched her munching on her meal, tearing the chicken aparts with her lower jaw, just the look of her eyes in total bliss gives me total satisfaction.


Any snet girl wanna be fed with no strings attached

[Garaad_LQ]

# 1 aren't YOU a female??? Huh hyperactive??


# 2 How many forum usernames do u have?

Her Fatness, the Duchess of Snet

I'm honored to be in your presence M'lady

[Garaad_LQ]

Garaad weji aan lagugu baran ayad la so baxdey. Ileyn comedian baad eheyd? At first I thought you were serious, halfway qosol aan caadi eheen baan ku dhuftey, then when I was about to finish shaki baa i galey, "hold on was that garaad you saw up or is it sumu?

That was good it was really good. Too bad sumu didn't see the jokes side of it.

Nin dhan nooloshiisa baad ciyaar ciyaar ka dhigatey

Lol, someone hacked my account bro ,user name-kaygii baa layga dhacay
lame excuse heh

I was trying to make a light-hearted joke but I guess I went too far with it ,i'm really sorry if I offended, mislead or confused anyone , I did not mean it

[COOL-MAN]

Lol waa iska caadi. Sumu's got tough skin. Thanks for laugh