Match make Snetters

[CigaalSHiiDaaDCFC]

Looool@ na wa Maxay waxan oo foolxumo ah say Walahi you said that with a straight face Adaa iga daran kulaha

[COOL-MAN]

Looool@ na wa Maxay waxan oo foolxumo ah say Walahi you said that with a straight face Adaa iga daran kulaha

Wallahi it's a true story n I said it without care.

It was the regret/ disappointment and the time wasted I guese

Goodnight

[MujahidAishah]

Coolman sheeko culus buu keenay

Finish it before you leave Maxa dhacay

[COOL-MAN]

@maxaa dhacay?

You expect a lot to happen after that?



I will narrate how we got married next

[Inaayah]

Coolman sheeko culus buu keenay

Finish it before you leave Maxa dhacay

Intu indhha isku xidhay oo niyada geliyay inu mid qurux badan la joogo ayu yara gugujiyey.

[MujahidAishah]

Innanyah ofcourse rag waxa baa maa nacaan

[Bibaaye6828]

Looool@ na wa Maxay waxan oo foolxumo ah say Walahi you said that with a straight face Adaa iga daran kulaha

Wallahi it's a true story n I said it without care.

It was the regret/ disappointment and the time wasted I guese

Goodnight

[zumaale]

Coolman sheeko culus buu keenay

Finish it before you leave Maxa dhacay

Intu indhha isku xidhay oo niyada geliyay inu mid qurux badan la joogo ayu yara gugujiyey.

Innanyah ofcourse rag waxa baa maa nacaan

No need to close one's eyes in a pitch black room. Or a few glasses of Biyaha Kulul and you are good to go.

[barbarossa]

Is it true the offsprings of former chatroom lovebirds are now themselves regulars here? And if so, what are the chances of the kids finding potential mates here?

[Tuushi]

Well,this thread escalated quickly.

[CaliQase]

Strangely non has declared openly he/she has met their partner here.

Somalinet Chat was the place that undoubtedly brought more Somali couples together before it was eclipsed by other social media platforms such as FuckBook. The Forum less so I would argue but Allah only knows what has transpired in its Luuqs over the past decade and a half.

I think it is taboo for someone to say that they met their half online. That was the case back in the day anyway.

I was a member of the chat rooms in the olden days b4 the forums. Bahal afweyn oo cod macaan ba igu soo hagaagtey. Codkeega waan Ku seexani jirey. Qasama billah! One of the days she called me out of blue around 2 pm after an early shift and asked wether I could meet her at harrow bus station.
Me: naa walaaley iga daa I am very tired I just finished work
Her: please ii imow I want to see you badly maanta
Me: weekendiga inooga dhig please
Her: khasab maanta in aan ku arko ayaa jirto ( bahashu cod macaaneydaa?) I will give you anything you want
Me: what? I put on the clothes in a hurry n ran to catch the bus while still on the phone chatting to her. When I neared harrow I told her my battery is dying walal, let me save it n I will call you when I get there.
the bus stopped at the station, I called her whilst sat on the upper deck. My eyes darting from one end of the station to the other scanning the passengers for her.
The phone rang, one ring two.. There she was in a white scarf and a big cabaaya, darker than a Dinka! Calooshi cumar geele ayaa hor socotey. Ina lillah. The mouth was the size a hippo's mouth.
I switched off my phone and continued with the journey.

Got off the bus in the next stop and walked back to the station. Stood near her and waited patiently. After a few minutes. She walked towards me noticing I was a Somali.

Her: walal 20p mahaysaa? Walalkey ayan halkan ku sugaate but he is not turning up to now. I need to call him.
I fished for a pound out my wallet and gave her.
The phone box was a meter or two from where we were standing.
Waxan ka war helay
Her: Alla wuu dansaday.
Me: Ikran ii waran? ( the name she gave me)
Her: what? Ikran yaa la dhahaa ( trying to conceal the shock on her face)
Me:
Her: ma cabdullahi baa?? Alla waxaa igu daran 20p ga aan ku weydiyey
Me: naa waa maxay waxan oo foolxumo ah?
Her: war iga tag adigaa iga darane ..
To be continued

One hell of a story writer

[Cherine]

Chelsea iyo Yummy ileen sheeko dhab ah dhex socotay.

Yo and all this time I thought Aisha was the one.

Fcuk.

I used to think those two were suited to each other until ay camamkiisa wax ka sheegtay

[MujahidAishah]

Chelsea jaac baa lugu dhigay

[PrinceDaadi]

banooniga hala dejiyo, maxaa waaye teesto lee la baasooyaahe!

[Hyperactive]

Aisha is spirit killer. she callied chelsea short and she called me a baby(ban why i showed her my picture...lol). and she called coolman odey!!

Aisha wa imtihaan.