How do you make the first night of a planned marriage not awkward?

[Basra-]

Any guys experienced this especially if you're both virgins

Jamal

first of all, I think this is a BAD idea. I don't believe in Gay people getting married to feel 'normal'! Second of all, if u r stubborn and want to go along with the fake 'arranged' marriage--then make it simple. Insert religion into the bedroom. be as religious appearing as possible. Recite a lot of "Mashalaah's and "alhamdhulilaah's", and tell her Assalam aleikum--spread your legs- walaal-oh with a preface of 'this is not for pleasure purposes but for procreation as ordained my Allaaah swa. The awkwardness will go away, because it will look natural and clean by the insertion of religion. (and hopefully a fully erect penis that is functioning and most importantly-------- large) Make sure you creatively insert the word 'halaal' in your conversation, and make it quick with a dim light room, not totally darken room. Good luck!

[jamal859]

Any guys experienced this especially if you're both virgins

Jamal

first of all, I think this is a BAD idea. I don't believe in Gay people getting married to feel 'normal'! Second of all, if u r stubborn and want to go along with the fake 'arranged' marriage--then make it simple. Insert religion into the bedroom. be as religious appearing as possible. Recite a lot of "Mashalaah's and "alhamdhulilaah's", and tell her Assalam aleikum--spread your legs- walaal-oh with a preface of 'this is not for pleasure purposes but for procreation as ordained my Allaaah swa. The awkwardness will go away, because it will look natural and clean by the insertion of religion. (and hopefully a fully erect penis that is functioning and most importantly-------- large) Make sure you creatively insert the word 'halaal' in your conversation, and make it quick with a dim light room, not totally darken room. Good luck!

Wtf? Am not getting married any time soon.Was just curious since I find arranged marriages to be very awkward.Mine won't be arranged definitely.

[jamal859]

These Xalimos are hilarious. One is talkign about Bollywood movie and the other get to know her for a week.

Listen Nigga. Don't even say hi to her, rib her clothes off and drag her to bed. if she acts up do this

Lol.Who said am getting married? But anyway that was funny shitshit

[jamal9]

dude, why are you using my nick? am the only real "jamal" on snet.

[waayeel101]

Ma qasaba ina habeenka ugu horeya la isku boodo siiba naag aanad garanenba.I suggest you get to know her the first week.Dont force her if she's very shy and be her friend first.

week maxay qabani, ma shaah uunba la cabi? haday week kale iigu dar tidhahdo ka waran.

[MujahidAishah]

Wayeel play monoply iyo twister

[Adali]

Hey bro, sex isn't something that you can learn, it is like natural process ! but here is what I do leading up to that magical moment.

First have a friendly conversation, when she is comfortable I move in closer so I can reach her with ease !
Second, since I am close I can touch her with ease but more importantly she can reject my advances with ease without making it ackward, example, touch her thigh, she can move my hand easily, without taking too much attention away from our conversation.
Third, when ever I get rejected I take it like a man and don't show weakness, this indicates to her that I am not needy and more importantly that I have self control and know when to stop.
Now I repeat the process until she is undressed and naked, by the time she is probably moaning and out of control herself, she let go of her insecurities and trust you completely.
Conversation should not be about sex, it can be about things that make you look good, joke less and less as you move her to the bedroom because no woman wants to be fucked by a clown.

One principle you should apply always is this, touching is like talking, you want to have a conversation, so she should be touching you also or at the least prompting you to touch her, it should be you doing all the work, let the bodies communicate.

[waayeel101]

aishah, waxan la yabana week shaah la wada cabayo. haday week isku fakan wayan iyago meel ku wada nool keligod dee wa walaalobeen markas ha la kala wado.

[CigaalSHiiDaaDCFC]

get to know her frist week kulahaa

[MujahidAishah]

Wayeel iyo Chelski first hour baa miskinaad dhul bixi lahayden .

But they should have atleast gotten to know each other before unless they get married Hindi style of never seeing each other

But if his good looking then hold me luv I'm going in

[AgentOfChaos]

Sabaaxad is your friend.

[dvision01]

on your wedding night, u are probably tired as hell, u will come home late around 3am or 4am from the wedding.. the whole day is hectic, u wake up very early. pick people and relatives here and there, too much noise and buuq, then you reach the wedding, the stupid camera man puts a bright light camera in your face while you wearing some suite boiling inside while you do the 2 step dance and cut some stupid cake with a halimo wearing 2 ton wedding dress, shaking a million hands and hugs. then you reach home around 4am tired a'f. then you have another 3/4/ hours to damage that halimo. the whole day is a real workout loooooooool.

[waayeel101]

Wayeel iyo Chelski first hour baa miskinaad dhul bixi lahayden .

But they should have atleast gotten to know each other before unless they get married Hindi style of never seeing each other

But if his good looking then hold me luv I'm going in

i don't know yet.
habeenkas unba kala ogaani.