Somali clan wars vs Western bizarre wars.

[theyuusuf143]

If you think Somalis are stupid fighting for no reason you need to read European war histories. Lets start from this.

In 1788, Austria was at war with Turkey. The Austrian army was marching down to clash with an advancing Turkish army in what is now Romania. the Austrians set up camp for the night, and some scouts on horseback went out to check the immediate countryside for any armed Turks. They found nothing but
gypsies who had a lot of alcohol to sell, and they bought it. The scouts brought the alcohol back to camp and started drinking, As their little party became louder and more obnoxious, it attracted the attention of several foot soldiers who wanted to join in. The scouts were not open to sharing their Alcohol. An argument broke out, which soon escalated.


At that time, the Austrian army was made up of people who spoke German, Hungarian, Polish, and Czechoslovakian, among other languages. This resulted in a lot of confusion and miscommunication as many troops and officers weren’t able to understand each other. Caught unawares and unprepared, most soldiers fled the scene immediately. Others got into formation and charged at the supposed enemy. Shots were fired, cavalry was assembled, and the defecting soldiers were killing every man they saw without thinking. when the German-speaking officers started shouting "Halt! Halt!" in their own language, the non-German-speakers mistook it for cries of, "Allah! Allah!" Kkkkkkkkkkkkk which only solidified the idea that the Turks had arrived. In fact The Turkswho arrived at the scene two days later and found almost 10,000 dead and wounded Austrians and, after they had all had a good laugh, promptly captured the town and surrounding countryside.

[Hyperactive]

it's 2015 now... not 1788. europian involved. we didnt yet.

[theyuusuf143]

There was a British navy captain named Robert Jenkins. Jenkins's ship was boarded by nefarious Spaniards in 1731, and they, for reasons best known to them, felt it an appropriate time to slice off the good captain's ear.Relations between Britain and Spain weren't exactly great at the time, though war had thus far been diverted through the actions of Sir Thomas Walpole, the British Prime Minster.

By 1739, Britain had become bored of sitting around and not shooting the Spanish, so, to provide a reason to go to war, a
Parliamentary hearing was called about Jenkins's de-earing eight years earlier, and he got to parade his severed and probably rather shriveled ear around parliament. Everyone there immediately declared this was a huge insult to the nation and war must begin forthwith. Kkkk


The war continued a bit half-heartedly over the next couple of years, with the two nations bitchslapping one another in the Caribbean and on the South American coast. However, because Europe, at this time, was a mesh of alliances and political intrigue, the War of Jenkins's Ear erupted into the War of Austrian Succession, which became one of those all-continent explosions that Europe so loves to do every now and then.
An estimated half a million people died in that war. That war then formed a major cause of the Seven Years War, the first truly global conflict in which approximately one and a quarter million people died, and Britain eventually emerged as the dominant world power.

[theyuusuf143]

it's 2015 now... not 1788. europian involved. we didnt yet.

Isnt it funny when those who fought over one man's ear, a dog, a pig or few containers of alcohol act like they have good moral. Somalis never fought over something as useless as europeans did last three centuries.


In 1925, Greece and Bulgaria were not friends. They had fought each other during the First World War and those wounds had not yet healed. Tensions were perpetually high along the border, especially along an area called Petrich. Those tensions reached a boiling point on October 22, 1925, when a Greek soldier chased his dog across the Bulgarian border and was shot dead by a Bulgarian sentry. Greece vowed retaliation and, true to its word, it invaded Petrich the very next day. They quickly cleared Bulgarian forces from the area but were halted by the League of Nations, who sanctioned Greece and ordered them to leave Petrich and pay Bulgaria for damages. Greece withdrew its forces ten days later and paid Bulgaria 45,000 pounds.
War duration: (October 23-November 2, 1925) Ten days.
Casualties: Fifty-two dead on both sides.

[theyuusuf143]

The President of Paraguay, Francisco Solano Lopez, was a huge admirer of Napoleon Bonaparte. He fancied himself a skilled tactician and excellent commander, but lacked one thing, a war. So to solve this problem, in 1864 he declared war on Paraguay’s three surrounding neighbors, Argentina, Brazil and Uruguay. The outcome of the war? Paraguay was very nearly annihilated. It is estimated that 90% of its male population died during the war, of disease, starvation and battles with enemy armies. This was perhaps one of the most needless wars in history since Lopez had almost no reason to declare war on his more powerful neighbors.
War Duration: (1864-1870) Six years.
Casualties: 400,000 on both sides.

[Hyperactive]

it's not funny, it's sad but today, after all these they build and moved on while we still fighting in shithole and what tribe controls unpoved dusty road.

[theyuusuf143]

Those dust towns are the same ones britain killed tens of thousans of Somali dervishes for its controling, was it more valuable yesterday than its today, ofcourse no. We africans especially Somalis are Sometimes stupid but not as stupid as Europeans and Arabs. Atleast there is less casualties in our Conflicts.

[Hyperactive]

cause we have less advanced. tabar ba na digtay not we less stupid. we could wan is babi'in laheyn.

[TheLoFather]

There was a British navy captain named Robert Jenkins. Jenkins's ship was boarded by nefarious Spaniards in 1731, and they, for reasons best known to them, felt it an appropriate time to slice off the good captain's ear.Relations between Britain and Spain weren't exactly great at the time, though war had thus far been diverted through the actions of Sir Thomas Walpole, the British Prime Minster.

By 1739, Britain had become bored of sitting around and not shooting the Spanish, so, to provide a reason to go to war, a
Parliamentary hearing was called about Jenkins's de-earing eight years earlier, and he got to parade his severed and probably rather shriveled ear around parliament. Everyone there immediately declared this was a huge insult to the nation and war must begin forthwith. Kkkk


The war continued a bit half-heartedly over the next couple of years, with the two nations bitchslapping one another in the Caribbean and on the South American coast. However, because Europe, at this time, was a mesh of alliances and political intrigue, the War of Jenkins's Ear erupted into the War of Austrian Succession, which became one of those all-continent explosions that Europe so loves to do every now and then.
An estimated half a million people died in that war. That war then formed a major cause of the Seven Years War, the first truly global conflict in which approximately one and a quarter million people died, and Britain eventually emerged as the dominant world power.

The Mind Boggles at The comparison of the elephant with a fly!!!

[theyuusuf143]

Somalis go to "Aarsi" when one of their men get KILLED. They shoot few males then leave. imagine if we declare war on Ethippia just because they cut the ear of a Cagdheer geeljire and We kill half a million xabashis. Lool thats how stupid they are. I have never heard two Somali qabiils or two african ethnics fighting over something as minor as this.

[jamal9]

[Hyperactive]

Somalis go to "Aarsi" when one of their men get KILLED. They shoot few males then leave. imagine if we declare war on Ethippia just because they cut the ear of a Cagdheer geeljire and We kill half a million xabashis. Lool thats how stupid they are. I have never heard two Somali qabiils or two african ethnics fighting over something as minor as this.

everything we fighting for is very minor. putting other diwn wont make us better at all. our damages further worse.

we simply cannot dare to kill ethiopians, leave alone if their any option for us.

[FarhanYare]

Ouch that gotta hurt

[BlueBlood]

only fools participate clan wars...alxamdulilah i have never lost any of my relatives to clan wars not even the civil war

[Rambie]

That was some interesting read. Gonna google it later.