Random Disclosure Thread

[TheLoFather]

This is a thread I bought for two quids and it's for literally random one liners which will either mean nothing to others ('cept make them curious as to what you mean) or as a place to vent/express about random things that you have seen/experienced/wondered about during the day.
Ma ila socotaa? ...

Hopefully, you will keep it clean!

[TheLoFather]

So please allow me to start!

Today some Romanian girl I worked with asked me why I don't have tattoo's, so I told her "Have you seen a Ferrari with bumper stickers?"

[Thuganomics]

Who did you buy it off cos they must have seen you coming?.Ma Aishaa kaa iibisey

[Thuganomics]

I can't stand nosey people.

[MujahidAishah]

Who did you buy it off cos they must have seen you coming?.Ma Aishaa kaa iibisey

There's one born every minute

[MujahidAishah]

People are soo critical.. I don't give a fuck what you think of me.. Make all the new usernames you want... game recognises game boo

[TheLoFather]

Who did you buy it off cos they must have seen you coming?.Ma Aishaa kaa iibisey

At car boot sale!

[CaliQase]

So please allow me to start!

Today some Romanian girl I worked with asked me why I don't have tattoo's, so I told her "Have you seen a Ferrari with bumper stickers?"

[jalaaludin5]

I stop reading Aisha posts. Waayo, indhihii bah I kala wareegay sidaan isku laha....read her comments and enjoy the Avatar, at the same time
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[TheLoFather]

I stop reading Aisha posts. Waayo, indhihii bah I kala wareegay sidaan isku laha....read her comments and enjoy the Avatar, at the same time
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You are like some one who after struggling to decide which to have first the cheese or the dessert, started munching both at same time - one in on one cheek and the other on the other cheek and that is a struggle for any man!

[MujahidAishah]

I stop reading Aisha posts. Waayo, indhihii bah I kala wareegay sidaan isku laha....read her comments and enjoy the Avatar, at the same time
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jalal can't multi-task

[jalaaludin5]

I stop reading Aisha posts. Waayo, indhihii bah I kala wareegay sidaan isku laha....read her comments and enjoy the Avatar, at the same time
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You are like some one who after struggling to decide which to have first the cheese or the dessert, started munching both at same time - one in on one cheek and the other on the other cheek and that is a struggle for any man!

That's much easier to do than what I was attempting.

I stop reading Aisha posts. Waayo, indhihii bah I kala wareegay sidaan isku laha....read her comments and enjoy the Avatar, at the same time
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jalal can't multi-task

No I can't. Multitasking requires a crucial piece of organs that I wasn't born with.

ovaries
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[TheLoFather]

I was being so relaxed in a nice hot shower, when without warning I got blasted by what feels like a sub zero satanic water and at first it seemed like it was aakhiru zaman due to the intense discomfort. However, me being the brave warrior son of warya I braved it out and came out of the otherside per say all refreshed and cool as a cucumber.