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Re: i am afraid to fart in public

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MujahidAishah wrote:
BlueLion wrote:
Hyperactive wrote:sidan isku dan ninyaho and train your futo to only fart in the washroom. saqajaan yaho.
:dead: and geg saying let it out :deadrose:
Udub already hit 40 he doesn't care dadka buu sii lug gooyinaya :deadrose:
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I don't have a farting problem, Aisha; but if a topic was created for it, and as we all know we have to pass that gas, why not just say let it out - of course not in the middle of meetings but you know if you're just walking. You know waa neef Alle inaga keenay, markaa siidaa oo ooda ka qaad. Make sure your in-laws are not around though, especially, when it makes the biggest noise or when the smell causes people to lose appetite!

Btw, I aint hit 40 but closer to it, and when I do the math on your end from Dhuulcad days to now, more like the expression "as long as Buurdhaab existed, the Munyo hill near it existed as well" :notsure:
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Re: i am afraid to fart in public

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gegiroor wrote:

Btw, I aint hit 40 but closer to it, and when I do the math on your end from Dhuulcad days to now, more like the expression "as long as Buurdhaab existed, the Munyo hill near it existed as well" :notsure:
Buurdhab baa sheegaysaye , naaso hablood oon jireen baan hargeysa joogeye :damn:
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On average we fart 14 times day, and most of those farts occur in the morning. When you sitting in the tube in the morning do you know that many people are holding in their farts, all the commuters are being polite to each other but as soon as they exit the train they mercilessly release their farts under the cover of the train departing.

Farting is normal ! but some people are unhealthy, and when they fart, they have a situation in their under garments. This leaves a permanent smell which is unbearable, the sensible people cover it up with fragrances, but after a while the stale stink of shit is going to return to the air.

I have very sensitive nostrils, I pick up on all this shit, sometimes I hold my breath, especially when on the escalator coming up from the underground.
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War odaygaan meesha ku miriray maad ka qabatiin intuusan qarxin, waxaan ka baqayaa inaan dhuuso ku yi!
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Tuushi wrote:
Hyperactive wrote:sidan isku dan ninyaho and train your futo to only fart in the washroom. saqajaan yaho.

:lol: :lol: You only fart in washrooms?
haa dee, plus fart wa la isku 3elin kara dee.lol

you can train your self. dadkas melaha ko sameeya, dan mey ka lehayn.

i saw people fart while is jama'a o iska see tokanaya.lol
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Re: i am afraid to fart in public

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Adali wrote:On average we fart 14 times day, and most of those farts occur in the morning. When you sitting in the tube in the morning do you know that many people are holding in their farts, all the commuters are being polite to each other but as soon as they exit the train they mercilessly release their farts under the cover of the train departing.

Farting is normal ! but some people are unhealthy, and when they fart, they have a situation in their under garments. This leaves a permanent smell which is unbearable, the sensible people cover it up with fragrances, but after a while the stale stink of shit is going to return to the air.

I have very sensitive nostrils, I pick up on all this shit, sometimes I hold my breath, especially when on the escalator coming up from the underground.

loool i do hold it until i get to washroom and do weyso then leave. how one can fart in public unless they have no control like shoban haysto.
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Re: i am afraid to fart in public

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Hyperactive wrote:
Adali wrote:On average we fart 14 times day, and most of those farts occur in the morning. When you sitting in the tube in the morning do you know that many people are holding in their farts, all the commuters are being polite to each other but as soon as they exit the train they mercilessly release their farts under the cover of the train departing.

Farting is normal ! but some people are unhealthy, and when they fart, they have a situation in their under garments. This leaves a permanent smell which is unbearable, the sensible people cover it up with fragrances, but after a while the stale stink of shit is going to return to the air.

I have very sensitive nostrils, I pick up on all this shit, sometimes I hold my breath, especially when on the escalator coming up from the underground.

loool i do hold it until i get to washroom and do weyso then leave. how one can fart in public unless they have no control like shoban haysto.
Mashallah fariid !
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I love you Sumu :dead:
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Re: i am afraid to fart in public

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73Quty9scto

Sumu was that you who asked the question?

Dhuusa baa socota ninka yirir, magaciisa la yirahdo C/Raxmaan :?:

Cuntada ha boobin, waxaa laga yaaba inaad hawa iyo aariyo badan la laqdid intaad boobaysid, dhuusada way badaneesa markaas.
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Re: i am afraid to fart in public

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This thread smells.
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Re: i am afraid to fart in public

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Gaashaanle1000 wrote:War odaygaan meesha ku miriray maad ka qabatiin intuusan qarxin, waxaan ka baqayaa inaan dhuuso ku yi!
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