As our finial therapy session I decide to take awoowo into the community and decide the local somali resturant after jimce would be a great place to see if our therapy over the last month as worked . Awoowo came to the therapy session dressed in his best safari suit and kufiyaad to hide his bidaar and his trusty barkorad to keep him steady.. as we walked past a group of somalis awoowo eye started twitching.. I said what is wrong awoowo macan we are nearly there he said nothing ayeeyo did you see that man with the khamis I said yes naa waa Faqash nacala.. I'm like awoowo please calm down..
We sat down and ordered.I ordered the baasto and steak awoowo ordered bariis and 4 waslad of hilib niiga was dining like a pro
As we continued to eat the dhulbahante crew enter the resturant udun,garad,ismacil and OD. They sat on the table opposite from us.
At this moment his faqash radar went in to overdrive he got sweaty and started breathing rapidly.. I was very concerned for awoowo at this point until he says those ones sitting there are dhulbahante.. Awoowo buuqa naga dhaaf as I wrestled with my steak.. awoowo continued eating his food he did something strange he collected hid bones on to the side of his plate which I found strange like he was collecting them anywho we carried on eating our delicious food
UNTIL
Someone from the dhulbahante table started talking about conversing taleex as a monument to the drawish struggle awoowo went f-king nuclear ..
He jumped up and yelled FAQASH! he threw the bones and hit everyone on the table
udun got a bone in right in the template
Garad had an afro so the bone got lodged in his big ass fro
Ismacil got a bone stuck in his forehead
OD poor niiga got hit with such force he was DOA by the time the bone left awowos hand
Awoowo ran out and leg it to the nearest liquor store and brought a case of Canadian moose beer..
Objective for next lesson try a issaq resturant to begin with
@ naa wa faqash nacalaa