I have a crush on Idris Elba.

Post by **Basra-** » Wed Jul 20, 2016 7:37 pm

A strong bang was knocking at my door, I was like who could this be at this hour of the night? I go down the hall, half asleep--barely clothed, my silk, satin gown almost falling, and I slowly opened the door. There stood, a stunning black man. He was very madoow badaan, the habar gidir type black beauty that promises a serious vigorous, energetic sex than smooshy, pathetic romance. His teeth were large, and white, eye brows thick, and nappy-ish, with a brisk of sparkling glaring dark eyes. His muscular body was chiseled, he wore tight jeans that sadly exposed his bulge. It wasn't disappointing, or heart breakingly small, -but it was sort of worst. It was a Medium size. Yuck. He smiled at me, and said....

"Helloo--love, this is Idris Elba---am here to impregnate you"

With my mood, and feelings interrupted by a small size reality-- I whispered back "OK"!

jayalism · Post by **jayalism** » Wed Jul 20, 2016 7:38 pm

I have followed this site for a long time. As a new commenter, you have incredible skills and terrible talents.

Post by **Basra-** » Wed Jul 20, 2016 7:47 pm

jayalism wrote:I have followed this site for a long time. As a new commenter, you have incredible skills and terrible talents.

Incredible skills are sexy!

Advo · Post by **Advo** » Wed Jul 20, 2016 7:57 pm

Basra aka xplaya aka Luis

Have u left hyper alone? I remember wadaadka meel uu kaa maro baa lawaayey in the past.

jayalism · Post by **jayalism** » Wed Jul 20, 2016 8:00 pm

And the terrible talents are not.

Siciid85 · Post by **Siciid85** » Thu Jul 21, 2016 1:52 am

Haye yaqaaaq ma kaga siiyey?

MayDay777 · Post by **MayDay777** » Thu Jul 21, 2016 2:24 am

AyeeyoH · Post by **AyeeyoH** » Thu Jul 21, 2016 3:09 am

For you Basra

https://youtu.be/r7I-cNLXMxI

I hope you find the one with the biggest size. Mid bahal weyn ku liqsiya.

Bibaaye6828 · Post by **Bibaaye6828** » Thu Jul 21, 2016 3:29 am

^^loooooooool out of everyone on here i wasnt expectin duqdaan to say somethin like this.

Advo · Post by **Advo** » Thu Jul 21, 2016 5:37 am

Bibaaye6828 wrote:^^loooooooool out of everyone on here i wasnt expectin duqdaan to say somethin like this.

Lol u don't know helwaa marka

GalliumerianSlayer · Post by **GalliumerianSlayer** » Thu Jul 21, 2016 6:36 am

He did an excellent job portraying both Stringer (The Wire) and luther (Luther).

MegaMayne · Post by **MegaMayne** » Thu Jul 21, 2016 12:29 pm

Nappy eyebrows tho? :Heh:

Raganimo · Post by **Raganimo** » Thu Jul 21, 2016 12:34 pm

MegaMayne wrote:Nappy eyebrows tho?

Basra been trolling these forums since 2003.

Cherine · Post by **Cherine** » Thu Jul 21, 2016 1:07 pm

^What was your previous username?

Raganimo · Post by **Raganimo** » Thu Jul 21, 2016 1:38 pm

Cherine wrote:^What was your previous username?

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