I Don’t Want Junk Food In My House!!!

[TheLoFather]

While driving on my way from work and heading home (god knows why) my mobile phone rang but I didn't answer as I was driving, and good job on my part for not answering it and jeopardise my license to drive as a police car stopped next to mine soon after.
Anyhow! as I kept driving it kept ringing for several more times and I still didn't answer. When reached home, I was greeted with "...where have you been...why didn't you answer the phone?" So then began to explain that I have been working and why I didn't answer the phone. Then soon as I started to wonder where is my meal the door bell rang and when I asked "who may that be macaan" she answered it's our dinner that is why I've been trying to get hold of you, so that on your way you would get something from Nando's but we having pizza tonight ..... at that point I switched and said I don't want pizza or any junk food in my house.... and behold! The sofa is becoming my new best friend.

[CigaalSHiiDaaDCFC]

She complains about your man boobs yet feeds you junk smh qumayo logic

[Twist]

Your house? I thought she owns both you and the house.

[kanadiid90]

Your house? I thought she owns both you and the house.

[TheLoFather]

She complains about your man boobs yet feeds you junk smh qumayo logic

Huuno it's not me I worried about what I am concerned about is her ballooning as she already developing double chin.

Your house? I thought she owns both you and the house.

Sxb whatever she owns , I OWN as the Dib of the house!

[Basra-]

While driving on my way from work and heading home (god knows why) my mobile phone rang but I didn't answer as I was driving, and good job on my part for not answering it and jeopardise my license to drive as a police car stopped next to mine soon after.
Anyhow! as I kept driving it kept ringing for several more times and I still didn't answer. When reached home, I was greeted with "...where have you been...why didn't you answer the phone?" So then began to explain that I have been working and why I didn't answer the phone. Then soon as I started to wonder where is my meal the door bell rang and when I asked "who may that be macaan" she answered it's our dinner that is why I've been trying to get hold of you, so that on your way you would get something from Nando's but we having pizza tonight ..... at that point I switched and said I don't want pizza or any junk food in my house.... and behold! The sofa is becoming my new best friend.

I think the Pizza is your new best friend huuno.

[TheLoFather]

While driving on my way from work and heading home (god knows why) my mobile phone rang but I didn't answer as I was driving, and good job on my part for not answering it and jeopardise my license to drive as a police car stopped next to mine soon after.
Anyhow! as I kept driving it kept ringing for several more times and I still didn't answer. When reached home, I was greeted with "...where have you been...why didn't you answer the phone?" So then began to explain that I have been working and why I didn't answer the phone. Then soon as I started to wonder where is my meal the door bell rang and when I asked "who may that be macaan" she answered it's our dinner that is why I've been trying to get hold of you, so that on your way you would get something from Nando's but we having pizza tonight ..... at that point I switched and said I don't want pizza or any junk food in my house.... and behold! The sofa is becoming my new best friend.

I think the Pizza is your new best friend huuno.

Lol I don't know why I find it sexy when girls call me huuno

[InaSamaale]

Only man that can critique a pregnant woman's food choices or for putting on weight better be accessorised with a stethoscope. No uterus, no opinion.