Convarsation Batween Fish and Chips Girl and Faarax

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Convarsation Batween Fish and Chips Girl and Faarax

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Farax: Nayaa iska waran
Fish & Chips girl: Fine walaloo
Farax How long have you been in the UK
Fish & Chips girl: born and bread walaloo
Farax: waa maxay waxaasu
Fish & Chips girl: How the hell am i going to explain this to him; Aniga ku dhashey hagan ok

F: Waan yaaboo, i said talow may cadhootey inantu
FC: alright
F: haa, are you married or single
FC: I am free single, and healthy dear
F: jacaylka ma ila qaadey?
FC: what in the name of allah is that?
F: yaa afgaran hadaba, ciyaarta iga daayoo, ma ilaqaadey jacaylka ayaan kuidhi
FC: with all do respect, can you elaborate that for me?
F: I am gonna try, but please haqoslin; Waan kaa heley
FC: say what?
F: eeg hada marka layidhaa waan kaahel ayey is xariifineysaaye:
FC: can I ask you something please?
F: yes sure
FC: how old are you, if you don't mind asking?
F:I am 35 years old, 8 years I was unproductive citizen, so if you take 8 years away from my age. Technically I am 27yrs old.
FC: Holly cow
F: waa maxay waxaasi
FC:nothing dear, is all good
FC: what kind of women do you like?
F: kuwaan curyaamiinta ahayn
FC:what is curyaamiin?
F: disable women
FC: ooops! What is wrong with them, aren't they human?
F: yes they are human beings, but Kamahelo
FC: OK
FC: what do you do for living?
F: import narcotics
FC: you mean Jaad
F: something like that
F: Tanyari suaal badanaa wey naxiijisee
F: what do you do for living?
FC: study
F: what do you study?
FC: business and Admin
F: Waan yaabanahay anigu, yey talow business kana ubaranayaan, shaqaba mahaystaane.
FC: you don't like that field?
F: No Walalo, but most of the Somali girls are doing business and I don't know why
FC: cause you don't understand
F: I do... remember! I am narcotic dealer.
FC: sorry dear, but I am happily taken, and i have to go...so long
F: who take you?
FC: in other words I have someone in my life
F:oo hadaa maxaad naga weydiineysey waxaanu qabano iyo intaanu jirney
FC: sorry dear, but I was not interrogating you, just trying to get to know you. That is all
F:sorry is not good enough, explain why you were asking me all these questions
FC: there is nothing wrong with getting to know someone
F:yaa. anagaa kusoo doonaney, marka horeba kumaanaan fahmeyne
FC: iska soco haaye
F: waar miyaa lagadhex hadley sowtan soomaliga kuhadashey
FC: soco soco baan kuidhi aabahay baad leegtahee: cajuusyahow
F: ha I caayin huuno: da'daad iisheegatey waad kacodweyntee adbee
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