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weirdest shiit ever!!!!

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BALOO

this is by far the weirdest shiit i've heard!!!
here goes nothin!!!

my best friend and i were havin a conversation and suddenly she starts to tell me a situation that had happened to her lab partner. at first she starts by sayin suga i forgot to tell u, but there is this girl in my biology class that has lab with me that hasn't showed up for a couple of labs (and so at this point my friend is mad). i respond by sayin "yeah i've had those before" she continues and sayz "do u know what she told me after i asked why she hasn't come to class and showed up for labs?" "what?" i said. she's like this girl got pregnant!!. the weird thing was how she got pregnant. so this so called lab partner tells my friend that she's been sick and that she's gotten in an accident and lost the baby. so my friend is like "i didn't know u were pregnant" and the gurl is like "i didn't either" she continues by sayin "that shocked me too because i've never had sex"!!! so then she continues to tell my friend how it all happened. she starts out by sayin that she went to her doctor and asked how this could happen. the doctor replied by askin if she had a boyfriend and what type of activities they did together. so then the girl is like well the most we do is make out, n sometimes i s**k his d**k and sometimes he f*****s me!!!! Embarassed anywyz the doctor asks her when the last they did that was and how they did it. so the girl told him. she starts out by sayin well at first we were kissin and then i s**ked his.......later he when in the bathroom to wash his hands and came back out and after that he started to "f****r me. in conclusion the doctor is like well that explains why u got pregnant being a virgin. ur boyfriend f******d u without washing his hand all the way and so he f******d u still having sperm on his finger!!!!

isn't that some crazy shiit!!!
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Post by gurey25 »

technically possible.

the little swimmer can surviver a good half hour or more outside.
as long as they are in a warm liqued environment, preferably full of nutrients they require and ofcourse the sucrose for energy.


but the mechanics of getting them back in there, is mindboggling,
and makes this story highly unlilkely.


short story
me thinks that she was drunk and was F***ked without her knowledge
happens all the time.
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Post by foolxume2005 »

isn't that some crazy shiit!!!?
Not really cos 1991 I kissed a girl and now she has my son alhamdulilah, then I fingered two woman last year and they both got pregnant at the same time so you see it's normal thing.

Walaahi if I was that girl I would come up better story.
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Post by suga_n_spice »

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LOL@@ gurey. Laughing
thats what i thought at first, but she was examined and it was true that she was a virgin!!!
but ur right that is some f**ked up shiit!!!
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Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Post by gurey25 »

yeah right
Virgin my ass.

Her boyfriend must have had sissy small hands and fingers,
becuase a good sized finger , is likely to tear your cherry.

so girls beware

Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Post by Aristocrat-1 »

looooooooooooool@suga


now that is a strange story, i thought u were gonna tell me it was an imacculate conception or something! Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
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Post by suga_n_spice »

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gurey ur funny saxiib!!! Laughing
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Post by Gacalisa »

in middle school, ages ago, my health ed teacher told us that a girl can get pregnant by simply laying down naked with her naked partner, laying close to each other. she said that sperms travel and look for the egg, if they know its close. at the time i thought it was odd.
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Post by suga_n_spice »

BALOO


[quote="Aristocrat-1"]looooooooooooool@suga


now that is a strange story, i thought u were gonna tell me it was an imacculate conception or something! Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked[/quote]

LOL @@ ARISTOCRAT. nope. thats how it turned out!!! Laughing

LOL @@ Gacalisa. thats funny!! Laughing
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Post by gurey25 »

Gacalisa ,
im sorry but your teacher was a bloody idiot.
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Post by Dhaga Bacayl »

In other words the dude masturbate in the bathroom and didn’t wash his hands thoroughly. Since she's already s.ucking his d.ick , why does he have the need to choke the chicken?

That BS…. She was fu.cked, got pregnant and had an abortion.


BTW, I never thought BALOO would be using such language..how refreshing! Wink
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Post by Gacalisa »

i think so, she was odd, in many ways.
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Post by I-Think-You-Like-Me »

this story strangly turns me on and i don't know why. maybe it is because it reminds of those days when my then somali gurlfreindl would only go as far as giving a blow job. we were so innocent.
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