Top Ten Questions On The Al Jazeera Anchor Application.

[The-Screw]

Top Ten Questions On The Al Jazeera Anchor Application couresty of The Late Show with Dave Latterman.

10. "Have you worked for any propaganda organizations besides FOX News?"

9. "Would we need to provide you with a company camel?"

8. "If things don't work out, would you rather be shot or hanged?"

7. "Photos of Saddam in his underpants: news or entertainment?"

6. "Where do you see your beard in five years?"

5. "Are you willing to work with our cranky commentator, Ahmed Rooney?"

4. "Do you mind being paid in hummus?"

3. "Do you promise not to tell anyone we've been hiding Osama in the supply closet?"

2. "Can we put a hidden camera in your turban?"

1. "How many different languages can you say, 'Death to America'?"

[Salahuddiin]

You find this funny? Now you think you're an american?

Walaahil cadiim I've never in my life seen any people as stupid and ignorant as americans. I live in Europe and few times I visited US. I was amazed to notice that average 10-yrs old european kid knows much more about world than average 50-yrs old american. Half of americans think that Saddam Hussein was behind 9/11 and I guess that 90% of these ignorant f*cks don't even know in which continent Iraq is located.

[The-Screw]

this isn't the place to showcase your hate for America...this is pure comedy, you either laugh at it, or you don't. understand ?

[Salahuddiin]

I guess tomorrow you laugh to malnourished somali children with those hillbilly yankees. So you think jokes against muslims by ignorant americans is good comedy?

[QansaGabeyle]

This is not even funny. And it is not original as well because mad tv had the same list in a skit. Letterman is lame.

[Say_what1]

[quote="The-Screw"]..this is pure comedy, you either laugh at it, or you don't. understand ?[/quote]


Its funny if you are a dumb ass american who thinks al-Jazeera is a terrorist network or something...


u dont uderstand kulahaa this topic is lame saxiib go show ur loyalty to america elsewhere

[biko]

why is everyone attacking the screw? the man just posted a something he found fanny and this is the thanks he gets from skinnies.

[San_dheer]

[The-Screw]

good job you guys, you just ruined this whole thread. like biko said, i didn't write this, but i do think it's absolutely hillarious(specially no.6 )



seriously, you guys should lighten up and laugh a little, no one is harrasing islam and making fun of it, this is a comedy directed at al jazeera, as a news company. if you don't find it funny, go fock yourself...just don't reply your calaacal peice of sh!t here.

[BLUE RUSH]

3. "Do you promise not to tell anyone we've been hiding Osama in the supply closet?"

loool thats a killa

people its a joke its not really offence

laugh with them because oneday you will laugh at them

[1nemansquad]

The-dumb-Screw

tell me what this has to do with Al-jazeera?

6. "Where do you see your beard in five years?"

isn't that a unswerving assault on muslims/islam and their beard?

why would a muslim express amusement on what a focking spiteful Kafar is saying about other muslim?

where is your dependability to your muslim brothers/sister?

son that isn't commedy, that mucky old cunt makes fun of islam and muslims uncontrollably, don't be a dummy

[The-Screw]

habartiin siilkeed, i find this very funny so what, go to focking hell,