Jokes

[LaDy-Qac]

Xpo, i'm just teasing you Duqaa

[Xplosive]

[quote="xoogSADE14"][quote="Xplosive"] yeah, brains is important too [/quote]

damn you're on a roll today [/quote]



Lady, I got u..

[foolxume2005]

Tatooed Penis

This fellow was so deeply in love that just before he was married, he had his bride's name tattooed on his love muscle. Normally, only the first and last letters were visible, although when he was aroused, the tattoo spelled out W-E-N-D-Y. Now they're on their honeymoon at a resort in Montego Bay. One night, in the men's room, this fellow finds himself standing next to a tall Jamaican at the urinal. To his amazement, he notices that this man, too, has the letters W-Y tattooed on his penis. "Excuse me," he says, "but I couldn't help noticing your tattoo. Do you have a girlfriend named Wendy?" "No way, mon, I work for the Tourist board. Mine reads, "Welcome to Jamaica, mon, have a nice day.'"

[Xplosive]

^^

[foolxume2005]

One day Mr. Smith, the president of a large corporation, called his vice-president, Dave, into his office and said, "We're making some cutbacks, so either Jack or Barbara will have to be laid off." Dave looked at Mr. Smith and said, "Barbara is my best worker, but Jack has a wife and three kids. I don't know whom to fire."

The next morning Dave waited for his employees to arrive. Barbara was the first to come in, so Dave said, "Barbara, I've got a problem. You see, I've got to lay you or Jack off and I don't know what to do?" Barbara replied, "You better jack off cos I aint your wife

[QansaGabeyle]

When you look at a barcode on any product, what are you actually seeing?

A Bunch of Ethiopians standing in line for dinner.

What’s the best thing about a blowjob from an Ethiopian woman?
You know she’ll swallow!

[QansaGabeyle]

""No way, mon, I work for the Tourist board. Mine reads, "Welcome to Jamaica, mon, have a nice day.'""

Was the other guy chinese?

[Nuruddin]

How do u make a mexican mad ? you hide his food stamps under his work boots.

[foolxume2005]

[quote="Nuruddin"]How do u make a mexican mad ? you hide his food stamps under his work boots. [/quote]


Don't you mean, How do you make a NIGGA mad? cos mexicans work hard man.

[Nuruddin]

[quote="foolxume2005"][quote="Nuruddin"]How do u make a mexican mad ? you hide his food stamps under his work boots. [/quote]


Don't you mean, How do you make a NIGGA mad? cos mexicans work hard man.[/quote]

That's the point, mexicans work hard and the least place they'll check to find their foodstamp is in their work boots.

[BARIIS&BASTOO_BOY]

^^^ Bad one nuuridin

[XidigtaJSL]

[quote="Mureedi"]A Lamo Goodle from Hargeeso came to Merka, habeenkii khaat aas ka dhergi siis coos u cunaayi, khumuleylkii aas waxaas imaadi jardiinka inaas ku leersado, koo oo naagaha gado aa u imaadi, he asked the Khaldaan


Haye Macalinka, naag ma rabtaa?
Khaldaankii waxaas yiri. War dee anaka baa dooneyna wax na waso
Kii naagaha gadaayi aa dhehe "Kaas xataa waa laguu haayaa"

Khaldaankii roorkiis ka soo roori Marko dambe ma lagu arkin[/quote]


WTF. All I got is Hargeisa, Qaldaan, naag
Somali mothafukka, Somali

[Mataan_Ciideed]

DhagaBacayl

No cat fighting bro. Ha i xagxaganin.

How did the trailer trash mom find out her daughter was on her period?.

She tasted the blood on her son's dikk!.

[Apallo]

mataan dat was sick

A woman was standing on the balcony at the top of a 20 storey apartment complex. She was leaning over to get a good view but a strong breeze of wind abruptly knocked her over she went flying down and several floors laters she was cought by a man who asked her "do you fock" she said no and he dropped her. she kept falling for another couple of floors then another man cought her and asked "do you sock"? she said no and he also released her so she fell for another couple of floors then another man cought her and at this point the woman was so desperate she screamed "I FOCK AND SOCK" the man said "SLUT" then dropped her!!!!!!!