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Dumb almost mute; excellent cook; no friends to show her where the local Prada shops are and how to call the cops on you. Ideallly all her relatives should be long dead but dead mother a must.
stingy - taano yaanyo, taano bariis ah - can feed whole family with two shillings per month but otherwise too dumb to count so no questions about your bank account.
She must be shy and cowardly you do not want her fighting all the local biitches and paying xaal, xaq and all that chit.
Two firm coconut sized ones up front and two trailers so long they need a Long Vehicle sign will be a bonus although experience says to me you get one or the other. God was clearly working on a budget.
But hey I am not shallow looks are not important it is all about character.
One thing I really and i mean seriously like is darkness she must be gleaming, shining ebony dark with pearl-white teeth.
"Dumb almost mute; excellent cook; no friends to show her where the local Prada shops are and how to call the cops on you. Ideallly all her relatives should be long dead but dead mother a must. "
You described Basra before she found out about computers and the internet.
[quote="QansaGabeyle"]"Dumb almost mute; excellent cook; no friends to show her where the local Prada shops are and how to call the cops on you. Ideallly all her relatives should be long dead but dead mother a must. "
You described Basra before she found out about computers and the internet. [/quote]
Qansa@lool
No i am more concerned & terrified at the person who wrote that quote above!! Caudubilaahi, minaa sheydhan Rajiim -- he makes me cringe.
Do you fit the bill baby? If its to do with dead realtives I was just kidding. it is fine if they are alive - for the time being. We will think of ways of helping them on their way.