Somali Stand-up comedian from Sweden

[Xplosive]

Do any of you Swedes know this guy? This guy is a grown ass man and cant even speak proper somali plus he is wearing an ear-ring

Talk about being gaal-raac.

http://www.somaliweyn.org/video/SomwTv/Khalid.html

[QansaGabeyle]

He looks retarded. Toloow ma ruunloow baa kaasaa kunoolee Sweden.

[Unclebin]

He seems proud that he's married a swedish trick

[Xplosive]

Waryaa unclebin, I hear ur somali is as "good" as his.. is that true?

[Unclebin]

Fukk you man . But its true my somali is horrible. But considering I've lived 90% of my 20 years outside of somalia which includes jeddah, States, and canada. Plus my moms is not even techinically somali and My pops wasn't around. Then you could say that I get a let it slide pass. This nigga is in his thirties plus he's straight up qaxooti looking. He throughs in a english word every here and there and the man is 15-20 yrs my senior. That shit is embarassing

[Xplosive]

true true true

Never seen a grown ass dhaqan celis... waryaa, you should spend a few years in the old country. If you dont want to end up like that nigga.

[Unclebin]

Give me two summers and the inner mudug with in me will come out. Its dhaqan celis summer of 08 for unclebin I'll even start every sentence with mandhoow

[Xplosive]

@maandhow.

[Mowhawk]

Unclebin

Can I adopt you?

Hey have you heard Neil Young's anti-Bush new album "Living With War" album and the song "impeach the president"? The American Right have accused him to be a dope smoking hippie, tree hugger and worst of all a Canadian.

I'm living with war everyday
I'm living with war in my heart everyday
I'm living with war right now

And when the dawn breaks I see my fellow man
And on the flat-screen we kill and we're killed again
And when the night falls, I pray for peace
Try to remember peace (visualize)

I join the multitudes
I raise my hand in peace
I never bow to the laws of the thought police
I take a holy vow
To never kill again
To never kill again

I'm living with war in my heart
I'm living with war in my heart and my mind
I'm living with war right now

Don't take no tidal wave
Don't take no mass grave
Don't take no smokin' gun
To show how the west was won
But when the curtain falls, I pray for peace
Try to remember peace (visualize)

In the crowded streets
In the big hotels
In the mosques and the doors of the old museum
I take a holy vow
To never kill again
Try to remember peace

The rocket's red glare
Bombs bursting in air
Give proof through the night,
That Our flag is still there

I'm living with war everyday
I'm living with war in my heart everyday
I'm living with wat right now.

Impeach the president (George Bush)

Let’s impeach the president for lying
And leading our country into war
Abusing all the power that we gave him
And shipping all our money out the door

He’s the man who hired all the criminals
The White House shadows who hide behind closed doors
And bend the facts to fit with their new stories
Of why we have to send our men to war

Let’s impeach the president for spying
On citizens inside their own homes
Breaking every law in the country
By tapping our computers and telephones

What if Al Qaeda blew up the levees
Would New Orleans have been safer that way
Sheltered by our government’s protection
Or was someone just not home that day?

Let’s impeach the president
For hijacking our religion and using it to get elected
Dividing our country into colors
And still leaving black people neglected

[Unclebin]

Mowhawk


First go to somalia before adopting me.