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The worst Farah in the world

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A farah asked his closest relatives to fetch a wonderful Halimo for him. Relatives pick their minds and come up with a suitable Halimo, whose family is also related to them, a decent father, noble lineage, outstanding mother, a superb family unit, they appraoch on behalf of Mr. Farah, father accepts, bride-to-be informed, reassured by father, consent given, everything is dandy. Later on, Farah meets Halimo, they talk, they think they could share life, (if only she knew more about this Farah) he asks her for help (financially) for the building of the new family, she contributes every other check, money accumulates to about 4,000 from her purse.

Farah leaves for Nairobi under the guise of checking on his aging parents, only to come back an engaged man (nikaax) with another Halimo who is waiting for a flight to come to the USA. He comes back ahead of her, news already travelled ahead of him, his relatives are as mad as dogs suffering from rabbies, he brushes their grunts aside and tells them that the first Halimo is not very beautiful, she has protruding front teeth. Halimo is informed about it, she takes it coolly and asks the relatives for her money. In sheer astonishment, they just found out that he was picking her purse all this time, they approach Farah, he tells them he spent the money on the new Halimo and he doesn't have a penny. Confused Confused Confused Confused Confused

Relatives are literally in the depths of shame that they have not prepared themselves for, they decide to collect it from the relatives, everybody declines to pay what an able bodied man misused, they come back to him, he tells them he will pay in installments.

For Halimos, would you help your future Farah (financially) in the building of your future home?
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All i can say is to his family & to the girl....Mac Sokor!


Dumb & desperate people dont need any sympathy! Applause! Applause! Laughing Laughing
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Post by surria »

Laughing Laughing Laughing Pahlease, if the guy cannot afford to buy a house and an 12K diamond ring, he is out! OUT i say, out. Seriously, no one needs a broke a.ss man...he needs to not only have the money to buy us a house, but also enough money to get my family something as well. It seems the girl who gives money to a guy is little desperate....

But, again i'm married so i can't speak for the single people out there. One thing is for sure though, girls shouldn't wait long to get married.
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^^C'mmon surria....we all know that the easiest scam men are capable of is stealing womens heart no matter how hard she plays to get...thats a gift God gave us men. Smile

But stealing her money is theft, deception and morally wrong...actually its not even "Raganimo" if you ask me.
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Sir,

Although the arranged marriage is not always a good Idea.... Yes why not?
Sure I would have contributed every penny that I could afford... If he becomes a crook and a dishonest humanbeing... That is his fault not my fault.... I know some of you will call me naive etc etc but that is how it should be..

I would not marry someone I can't trust with my money... what is Money? Something that comes and goes... A guy I am planning to trust with my whole llife, my body, my mind and everything, nothing is wrong trusting him with few bucks aka $4,000.00.

Walaahay this world is going into the wrong direction... One time I forgot an expensive ring of mine with my friend and after a while my friend brought back to me... I told this incident to some of my co-workers... One Indian said to me " Your friend is a good person because she returned your ring" Exclamation Acuudu Bilaah.... I asked " What else could have she done"?
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Post by Sir-Luggoyo »

Suria,.


Good God, you are married?????? Alas and I always had the hots for you Shariifo.......My God, I came a little late I know, I am to be blamed. Crying or Very sad


Kambuli,

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

As usual, what can I say>>>>>......... you are as sweet as ever, naive maybe but sweet nevertheless. You are extinct and you are every crooked Farah's dream girl, just watch out sis, not everybody is as genuine as they portray
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Surria

All you will get from me is a second hand $5 dolloar second hand Zircon ring and matching glass beads. For that i want the whole shabang - sambuse, laxoox and xabxab at my beck and call. Oh and you have to lick my toe..it is cleaned once every two years or so...and its sort of callousy..sharp edges and stuff.
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"what is Money? Something that comes and goes... A guy I am planning to trust with my whole llife, my body, my mind and everything, nothing is wrong trusting him with few bucks aka $4,000.00."

Well said. up As you said, money can be earned again, but trust is something difficult (maybe near impossible) to earn it again. To some people, money precedes anything or everything.
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Thanks Arabman.

Walaal walaahay weligey inayna micno ila yeelan lacagi... Mana waayin... Aad baan u necbahay dadka iska daba rida balaayada. Meel daran iyo reero muskood ayey ka riddaa dadka..... If you will believe me, I have never ever befriended someone who worships money...I can't stand stingy people and I don like extravagant people either...

Sir,

Bal hadda u fiirso hadalka aan ku leeyahay oo u fahan sida aan ula jeedo.
Jidhkeyga iyo lacagta waxaa ila qaalisan jidhkayga... Ninka aan go'aansado inaan ku aamino jidhkeyga, lacagna inaan ku aaminayo waa hubaal...Noloshii oo dhan ruux aan goostey inaan la qaybsado haddii aan wax kala hadho waa haddii aan ahay munaafaqad....Ilaahayna insha Allaah wuu iga xijaabi doonaa mid munaafaq ah.. Smile
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"Meel daran iyo reero muskood ayey ka riddaa dadka..... "

lol@Kambuli. I havent heard that sentence in a long long time. Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Post by kambuli »

Cawar,

I like Somali idioms...The one I like best is ;

Xuushada Xaarka ugama kaco...... which means bakahylka Laughing Laughing

Nasty as it is, it carries a lot of wisdom... Laughing Laughing
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He should cough up the money he took from the poor halimo Evil or Very Mad
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Post by Sir-Luggoyo »

[quote="kambuli"]

Sir,

Bal hadda u fiirso hadalka aan ku leeyahay oo u fahan sida aan ula jeedo.

.[/quote]


Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

I like that "arar", it's that time you turn into my 2nd grade teacher. I know exactly where you are coming from and I totally agree with you, however, not every Farah is trustworthy is all I am saying.
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Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

balaayo ku qaaday war ninku miyuusanba xishooneeyn Shocked
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Waxaa wax walba ka daran... labada reer ee uu involve gareeyey... Maradu kaa dhacday idam Allaah, maridii ayuu ka ridey reerkooda, But then again MEN MEN MEN......
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