Kambuli,
Men Men Men
Ok, get this story then.
A Farah (this one is my cousin) came back from Nairobi and decided to marry a Halimo he saw there (distant cousin too) he called his ppl to meet her ppl and set things up for him. His ppl did what he asked, Halimo accepts, my cousin asks for the meher to happen there and asked his uncle to take the "Walaaya" for him, Halimo rejects meher, claiming that everything should happen when she gets there. Farah sends visa, Halimo prepares to come, Farah sends $$$$$$$$$$$$$$ for her mother, for the Halimo herself for some shopping. Finally Halimo comes, he picks her from the airport, brings her home, sets a room for her at his "female" cousin's place. Farah is a little suspicious and decides to confront her. She admits that she is not interested in him and has a boyfriend (gibil cad btw) in Ohio, Farah says ok, he comes every morning, takes her to her appointments, for medical check, Social Security Card, agencies etc etc etc, finally asks her if she would like to go to her boyfriend, she says yes, he gets a plane ticket for her, takes her to the airport and sees her off.
Four months after, Halimo calls him and asks for his forgiveness. Why? The boyfriend is an alcoholic good-for-nothing loser, he beats the hell outta her everynight when he gets drunk, she lost two teeth, had miscarrige twice, contracted some weird skin disease that totally transformed her and she is the meaning of the word "miserable"
Farah marries another lady, is blessed with two beautiful children and lives happily ever after