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WALAHI BILLAHI-THEY ARE ADDING SOMETHING TO MY FOOD

Post by LionHeart-112 »

I knew it, walahi'l Cadiim!

The white halls, the unfriendly staff, the suspicious guests, the antiseptic-soaked air, the daily and hourly ritual of "swallong" medications, the strapping down, the electric shocks. NONE OF IT Is bad as what they are doing to my internal body. Crying or Very sad


I have accepted the fact i needed to be within a close proximity to my house and family, so i allowed to plant a gps device in my neck. I'm ok with carrying a cell phone all the time, even though He always calls me, ordering me to do things I don't like. I know they are doing this because they care about me. BUT THEY HAVE CROSSED THE LINE.

Last night, while i eating rice, i had the most bizzare experience in my entire life. As i opened my mouth for the coming spoon, i heard WAAAAACK, WEEEEECK sound coming from the side of my cheek. I freaked out. Thinking it was just the "voices" i tried to forget about it and continue eating. Then it happened again. 2 hours later i woke up in Dr. Nichol's office. I was told their Listening equipment has malfunctioned and it needed some repairs. THEY HAVE BEEN LISTENING TO EVEYRTHING I SAID. OH MY GOD.

Now, i must get away. That's why i'm typing. I can no longer speak to any1 about my plans to escape until i extract this device from the side of my cheek.

Nurse Cummings is coming. Please stay in touch. I shall return.
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Post by biko »

Laughing Laughing

may allah make your medication work for you.
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Re: WALAHI BILLAHI-THEY ARE ADDING SOMETHING TO MY FOOD

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You are a well known terrorist. My troops are on to you.
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you aint dead yet?... would you die already?
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Post by Basra- »

Look who's back! Our Bi polar clinic ward patient. Voices haven't told u to kill yaself yet???



Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Post by kambuli »

Lion, walaal.


Alla Walaal, haddii ay kaa run tahayna Ilaahay haku caafiyo.

Haddii aad iska ciyaareysidna, iska jir walaal, dadbaa jirran ee ha gefin.
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Post by mahamed99_sex »

did you say, you werent gonna come back ever.saying all your good byes and what not.but here you are talking gerribish again.some of yall do really need friends Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes

if you need friends go visit boysandgirlsclub.com
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Look who's back. Laughing
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Jaylani the barwani has completely lost it, Laughing wlc back man.
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Post by Ay iisho »

Laughing he finally snapped from all that fresh fruit......... Laughing
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abaloole Rolling Eyes
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He left his Password to somebody................and I aint pointing no fingers!! Laughing
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Post by Cadeey »

Thanks lionheart as usual you demonstrate how f8cked up Isaaq men are. Way to go. Bi-polar iyo prostate cancer udhimo ameen. One less isaaq face. What a blessing! Make sure you take your daily dose of lithium. Try a higher dose maybe that will be the only way for you to be gone . Gone and seven feets down under. I wish I was your doctor. I have so many ways to get rid of you fast and quick.
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Just beware Nurse Ratched. Wink
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Post by LionHeart-112 »

Because of my good behavior ( I no long try to choke any of the nurses), i have earned 30 minute computer access time everyday.

Oh my, few people have replied. Some familiar faces, some i don't care for. Hmm..who should get a response?


Biko-My qaldaan cousin, my mirqaan brother. I have noticed that you have aligned yourself with Galol & Co. and turned against your Muslim brothers and sisters. Consider our relationship severed.


Queen Elizabeth-wtf


HomerSimpson-I see that you have become a full fledged gaal since my departure. My Allah restore your Islam and Imaan. Amiin.



Basra-My beautiful (just a compliment, i don;t really mean it) skinny-challenged sister. How it goes? I really missed you the most. Where i'm, we have quite many people who remind me of you. Few with anti-social personality disorder, couple of binge eaters but mostt schizophrenics. Laughing

Kambuli-My sophistication-challenged sister, how are you? I have missed your sisterly advice and words of wisdom. I hope you found a man who likes you more than you like his money or how much furniture it can buy you.


Mahamed99sex-Oh heck, replying to you would mean acknowledging your existence. Fu.ck off.


Nabeela-I have a poster of your former avatar/picture on my wall. Yes, i took it to Kinkos and blew it up to life-sized photo. How ar you darling?

Cheroke-Before i respond, are you still a trashy Djiboutian or have you admitted your real qabiil-Ghetto-buursi.

Ay iisho-I have got a dildo as a present for you. But you are gonna have to wait till i leave the asylum.

Advocator-I see you are still a paranoid bit.ch. May you die a painfully gay death.

Cadeey-who are you? I don't remember you.

Michael-Eeeeey (My best Fonz impression. U know because you claim to be Italian you know and i believe. I mean i would have no reason not to believe anything you say on Snet. I mean you are known online for your trustworthiness and honesty Wink ) sup?
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Post by Daanyeer »

We are very DELIGHTED to see u AGAIN. U were a MISSING family MEMBER.



U can COUNT on US.



"Qacdeed iyo kheyrkeedba Soomali soomaali baaleh"

....I am the MASTER of my chest; i am the CAPTAIN of my fist.....


Ur Brother With Intellectual Glasses In S'net !!!!!


YYY Col\Prof Daanyeer YYY
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