These are true facts about MIZZ CRUNK
1-as a child her family couldn't afford to take her to the hospital
To be circumcised .So they hire an old blind man who does it by
Trade. The thing is instead of him stitching up her ceeb he mistakenly
Stitched her ass, and now she shits from here mouth as suppose to here
Ass. That explains her filthy mouth.
2-As a child backs in BORAMA she was molested by an Indonesian
Diplomat who subsequently arrested tried and found guilty however,
When the honorable judge Gulaid Abdul star was trying to sentence him
to 25-life. The Indonesian diplomat begged the judge to at least take a look
At her. so the judge reluctantly comply and order MIZZ CRUNK to come to the court
When the judge saw her, he was like damn son, and then he turned to the young diplomat
And said son I wouldn even give you 2 days for this ugly ass hoe.
3-as a teenager MIZZ CRUNK became a groupie to who�s who of entertainment
from sulva to hassan Adam smatar .she even bragged about screwing ahmed and cantar
Najii at the same galiin .But the occasion that have risen here status as a groupie
To startnum was when she proclaim to have given Hadrawii his first blow job ever
And you need to keep an eye on the fact that blowjob was unheard of back in
The days .Even Hadarawii appreciate it and eventually wrote a song about it
Title:MY FIRST MADAX���..
4-Her pubic hair is like the Amazon jungle where you could find from every day
Animals such as dogs and monkeys to exciting ones such as the koala and the
Cambodian cat. Not to mention the extinct mammals like the mammoth roam her
So called pubic hair.
5- Her ceeb is contaminated with toxic waste. That the center for disease control
in Londen had to be called in by her friendly Mongolian neighbor when he noticed that
His plants and 2 of his pet dogs were either dying or on their way to slow and painful
Death that after they had been exposed to her filthy ceeb.
6-Her ass is like three butts in one. And that�s why apparently she hates g-strings
she even went one step further by trying to assassinate Sisco when he was in LONDEN
cause he sang the famous thong song.
7-She apply for student loan not to study of course but she applied for it so she could
Participate in HAGBAAD you know what I�m talking about then as soon as she got
her 15.000$ she took the money and went straight to khadija cassy , any ways when her trun came to get the money khadija cassy is no where to be found. Don�t miss this weeks Londen most wanted where the mysterious disappearance of khaija cassy and her partners in crime will be feature.. The poor girl was
left with no money no education and debt to the federal government.
8- as you all know by know she suffers from POST KACSII SYNDROME which Scientist from east Vietnam University found there is a link between the disease and ceeb rash, head ache, stroke ,cancer , and even sudden death
