mahamed99_sex EXPOSED

Qaarxiye · Post by **Qaarxiye** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 10:35 pm

SYKE........ Laughing

mahamed99_sex · Post by **mahamed99_sex** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 10:36 pm

wow,i thought you were gonna tell people that iam man.

Qaarxiye · Post by **Qaarxiye** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 10:39 pm

you can not be a man. you are too emotional. unless you are a fruit. but u can not be a fruit because u are too comfortable being femine. so that would only lead to you being a young girl in her late teens.

mahamed99_sex · Post by **mahamed99_sex** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 10:40 pm

in my late teens Laughing

baby iam fruity as afhdere.

Qaarxiye · Post by **Qaarxiye** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 10:43 pm

you being an alien from mars would be more plausible.

mahamed99_sex · Post by **mahamed99_sex** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 10:45 pm

men are from mars

women are from venus

Qaarxiye · Post by **Qaarxiye** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 10:53 pm

The Geography of a Woman
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Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia. She is half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bushland around the fertile deltas.

Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan. Completely discovered, very well developed and open to trade especially with countries with cash or cars.

Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India or Spain. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of its own beauty.

Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France or Argentina. She may have been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia or Iraq. She lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.

Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or Canada. Very wide, quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled but the frigid climate keeps people away.

Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England or Mongolia. With a glorious and all conquering past but alas no future (a bit like Tony Blair, maybe Blair's a women really).

After 70, they become Albania or Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.

The Geography of a Man
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Between the ages of 15 - 70 a man is like Zimbabwe - ruled by a ceeb.

mahamed99_sex · Post by **mahamed99_sex** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 10:55 pm

so which one do you fit.

mahamed99_sex · Post by **mahamed99_sex** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 10:57 pm

Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or Canada. Very wide, quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled but the frigid climate keeps people away. Laughing

Qaarxiye · Post by **Qaarxiye** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 10:57 pm

you are somalia.........destroyed and depleted but you still have hope. Laughing

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A Woman's Ultimate Fantasy...

In a recent On-line poll 38,562 men across the UK were asked to identify a woman's ultimate fantasy. 98.8% of the respondents said that a woman's ultimate fantasy is to have two men at once.

While this has been verified by a recent sociological study, it appears that most men do not realize that in this fantasy, one man is cooking and the other is cleaning.

Qaarxiye · Post by **Qaarxiye** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 10:58 pm

Why do women talk more than men, and why are men smarter than women?

Because women have four lips and men have two heads! Laughing

mahamed99_sex · Post by **mahamed99_sex** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 10:58 pm

and you are like the saudi government....the bit.ch to america

Qaarxiye · Post by **Qaarxiye** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 11:01 pm

saudia arabia is super hot and over flowing with petro dollars. that describes me well. hot and rich. Laughing

mahamed99_sex · Post by **mahamed99_sex** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 11:02 pm

i guess you like sticking up to your azz to america .

but you welcom

Caana-Nuug · Post by **Caana-Nuug** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 11:08 pm

"While this has been verified by a recent sociological study, it appears that most men do not realize that in this fantasy, one man is cooking and the other is cleaning."

Laughing

I am on to you like the glue on the back of my shoe...your style of writing is quite familiar to me....I will expose your new nick..... Cool