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If Hip Hop was In High School

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Lil Kim: would be the school's Biggest ho.

Master P: would be the loser that nobody really knows,who wears his own clothes and nobody likes but is still on the basketball team.

P Diddy: would be the annoying rich kid who couldnt dance but thought he could. And stayed on Biggy's nuts.

Nas: would be the dude who was popular,but around his crew he was lame.

Jay-Z: would be the ugly kid who could rap and dated the prettiest girl in school, but hated Nas cuz he's better.

Westside Connection: would be the school bullies that beat everybody up.

Dr. Dre: would be the O.G. that knew everything and was respected by everyone.

Beyonce: would be the most popular girl in school who stood out in her crew and is the captain of the cheer squad.

R Kelly: would be the dude that graduated 3 years ago and still goes back to the school to talk to freshmans.

Ciara: would be the best girl dancer and head of the dance team.

Paul Wall: would be the man dat every body looked for if they needed something, from grills to last nights home work.

Lil Jon: would be the loud and confused special ed student that takes classes at the back of the school.

Ludacris: would be the class clown and biggest flirt.

Kanye West: would be the best dressed guy at school who gets along with everyone except the Principal.

Outkast: would be the two guys who wore their own unique style of clothing but were still popular.

50 cent: would be the guy who's been shot before and thinks he's cool because of that.

Ja Rule: would be the wannabe thug who got beat up by 50 cent, and just dropped outta school.

Biggie: would be the fat ugly guy with the fine girlfriend who has
everyone wondering how he hooked that shit up.

Nelly: would be the pretty-boy sophomore that plays on the varsity football team and all the females love him and most of the guys hate him.

Murphy Lee: would get all the fine girls simply because he hung with Nelly.

Bow Wow: would be that skinny loser who hangs out with his
older cousin and his crew because he has no friends of his own.

Christina Milian: the pretty sweet girl that everyone wants to tap but she's a virgin and only talks to pretty boys.

Twista: would be the kid who always writes 3000 word essays instead of the required 700.

Cassidy: would be the young freshman kid who is the best freestyler and is respected by all the upper classman.

Usher: would be the school's hottest guy but is secretly gay.

Juvenille: would be the guy u hated listening to cuz of the way he talked.

Dem Franchize Boyz: is the crew that wears nothing but white tees and does the same dance at every party.

Lil Wayne: would be the guy who dropped out but came back and won all the battles at the talent show. Also named best dressed.

Mariah Carey: would be the corny mixed girl that looked white and only liked black guys.

Jermaine Dupri: would be the school snitch who told on everybody.

Chris Brown: would be that new freshman kid that the ladies loved because he would dance and sing to them at lunch.

Mike Jones: would be the guy that tries to get popular by saying his name every 5 seconds and gave out his phone number to everyone.

Mary J.: would be the sweet but thugish black girl who is always going thru some drama.

Remy Ma: would be the girl who thinks she is cute but everyone else thinks shes ugly.

Snoop Dogg: would be the school stoner that drives a cadillac to school and smokes after every class.

Omarion: would be the schools lady man but all the dudes think he is gay.

Pretty Ricky: would be the crew that wasnt popular but still ran trains on a lot of girls

Rihanna: would be the foreign exchange student from the Carribean that all the dudes were trying to get at.

Sean Paul: would be the guy that no one understands what he's saying but still gets girls.

Flava Flav: would be the school janitor with stank ass breath always tellin people what time it is .

Missy: would be the fat ugly girl who is still popular but gets no dudes.

Trina: would be the tough but fine girl who intimidated the guys because she's high maitenance.

E-40: would be the guy that made up all the coolest slang.

Tupac: would be the guy that everyone loves and respects.

Aaliyah: would be the pretty girl that all the guys liked and all the girls wanted to be like.

Da Brat: would be the gay girl dressing better than the boys and turning out all the straight girls.

Afro Man: would be the guy everyone went to for weed.

LL Cool J: would be the teacher that still thinks he's young and is always getting booed at the talent shows.

Keisha Cole: would be the school's ghetto girl

Trick Daddy: would be the school's biggest male ho.

G Unit: would be the crew that was cool one year, and the next year lame.

Young Jeezy: would be the go to guy for every drug but weed

Juelz Santana: would be the guy who was always yelling after someone

Dipset: would be the crew everyone envied and tried to hang with.
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Post by QansaGabeyle »

"Dipset: would be the crew everyone envied and tried to hang with."

Laughing Laughing These guys are gay.........


"Missy: would be the fat ugly girl who is still popular but gets no dudes."

She is not fat anymore.......ok she is but she is not as huge as she used to be. Anyway ain't she a lesbian or something. There was a rumor that she dated Trina. Laughing Laughing
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Post by Sir-Luggoyo »

Snoop Dogg: would be the school stoner that drives a cadillac to school and smokes after every class.


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Daymmmm, that is so true. The mathafakka is wasted 24/8 not 24/7......did you know that he has a room in his crib just for smoking weed?
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Flava Flav: would be the school janitor with stank ass breath always tellin people what time it is .


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