Man needed surgery after sex with hedgehog

Sir-Luggoyo · Post by **Sir-Luggoyo** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 1:46 pm

Waxaan maqli jiray "wax bakhtiyay iyo boholo gali" laakiin nin baa kashiito wasmo ka raadsan waligay ma maqal

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A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after he had sex with a hedgehog on a witchdoctor's advice.

Zoran Nikolovic, 35, from Belgrade, says the witchdoctor told him it would cure his premature ejaculation.

But he ended up in an operating theatre after the hedgehog's needles left his penis severely lacerated.

A hospital spokesman said: "The animal was apparently unhurt and the patient came off much worse from the encounter. We have managed to repair the damage to his penis."

Post by **Nabeela** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 2:04 pm

"We have managed to repair the damage to his penis."

Laughing

Luggoyoie,

Get this. A pakistani who wasn't a dr convinced English authorites that he was, and obtained a medical license, before he was stopped, he prescribed that patients drink shampoo, take sleeping pills every six hours, and swallow suppositories. Shocked

This is a true story. It happened to a friend of a friend of mine. Shocked

Sir-Luggoyo · Post by **Sir-Luggoyo** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 2:59 pm

[quote="Nabeela"]"
Luggoyoie,

and swallow suppositories. Shocked

:[/quote]

Nabz

They were lucky if he hasn't prescribed cow urine for stomach ulcers and dried, ground baboon d!ck for TB

Kramer · Post by **Kramer** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 3:09 pm

an unlicensed doctor in America prescribed a woman that he can cure her back pain by having sex with her every time she visits the hospital.
after years of free sex and even charging her medical insurance thousands of dollars -he is busted by the police.
charging sex to her insurance company as medicine --woman will believe anything
Laughing

Post by **Nabeela** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 3:12 pm

Naag walaan oo aah my co-work baa always ii sheegto crazy stories. Lailah ililah.. qosol baa idily.

Ninkaas deserves a medal for that. The suppository shit is just classic. Laughing

"after years of free sex and even charging her medical insurance thousands of dollars -he is busted by the police"

Acudiobliah. Laughing

Kramer · Post by **Kramer** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 3:20 pm

A suppository is a medicine that is inserted either into the rectum (rectal suppository), vagina (vaginal suppository) or urethra (urethral suppository) where it melts.
just if u wanna know ! Laughing

Post by **Nabeela** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 3:23 pm

I know what SUPP is and where it goes. It helps you pass SHIT, if you haven't gone for days or experiencing a buildup.

That is no brainier, but I will give you A++++for the effort. Wink

Garaad_LQ · Post by **Garaad_LQ** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 3:32 pm

this is sicko Laughing

Cawar · Post by **Cawar** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 3:42 pm

[quote="Kramer"]an unlicensed doctor in America prescribed a woman that he can cure her back pain by having sex with her every time she visits the hospital.
after years of free sex and even charging her medical insurance thousands of dollars -he is busted by the police.
charging sex to her insurance company as medicine --woman will believe anything
Laughing

[/quote]

Somone one I know might just do that to his patients. Laughing

fagash_killer · Post by **fagash_killer** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 4:36 pm

[quote="Kramer"]A suppository is a medicine that is inserted either into the rectum (rectal suppository), vagina (vaginal suppository) or urethra (urethral suppository) where it melts.
just if u wanna know ! Laughing

[/quote]

Camel_herder · Post by **Camel_herder** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 7:23 pm

WHAT A FOCKED UP TOPIC,

But Suprisingly it is true, i had to search yahoo to believe it.

looks like the author of this Topic did not do his/her damn home work well.........next time please post up the links.........

cause this is one focked up story to believe, but it is true,

HERE IS THE DAMN LINK:

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1996710.html?menu=

Beenaale_No1 · Post by **Beenaale_No1** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 8:36 pm

Camel berder, thanks... . Sir Lug nin la isku haleen karo ma'ahan Cool

Ay iisho · Post by **Ay iisho** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 10:52 pm

OMG nin Micheal italio ka daranba kan leen ka arkey Laughing

isn't kashiito geedka qodxaha badan oo cad
ii madoowga ahoo guryaha lagu sharaxdo Sad

TZ Somali · Post by **TZ Somali** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 10:59 pm

lol..what next to come..Having sex with a male lion? the weird and the wonderfull of witchdoctor! its funny...it made me giggle for a day.. Laughing