A British Airways flight going to Karachi from London

[foolxume2005]

A British Airways flight was going to Karachi from London. When it gets close to Karachi it starts having some kind of trouble. The pilot contacts the air tower at Karachi airport and asks for help:

"Karachi, this Captain Smith, British Airways flight 000, do you read?"
"flight 000, dis iz Karachi felight contorol, go ahead"
"Karachi, this is flight 000, we have a problem"
"dis iz Karachi, vat kind of peroblem?"
"this is flight 000, we have lost power to our engines, please advise"
"dis iz Karachi, i reed you, peleez check some things for me, ok?"
"this is flight 000, go ahead"
"dis iz Karachi, can you get emergency pover to your engines?"
"this is flight 000, negative, no power is available"
"dis iz Karachi, can you peleez bering your altitutde to 20,000 feet?"
"this is flight 000, negative, our wing controls do not respond"
"dis iz Karachi, can you peleez see if you can lower your veels?"
"this is flight 000, negative, landing gears are stuck"
"dis is Karachi, vould you peleeze repeet thez words after me"
"this is flight 000, go ahead"
"dis iz Karachi, repeat thez words peleeze: Ashhadu an Lailaha illallah wa ashhadu anna Muhammadur rasulullah .... "

[LionHeart-112]

foolxume u dhimo midgaan yaheey nacalada ku dhacday.

[AbdiWahab252]

lol

[Enemy_Of_Mad_Mullah]

even though its old

[COSTA]

This is Salaxleey flightcontrol.com

[Enemy_Of_Mad_Mullah]

hooyada s!lka ka wass

[Ay iisho]

[foolxume2005]

Lionheart walaahi I dont think you're the real lionheart, what the fock is wrong with you?
Mad mulah who the fock r u talking to?

[Enemy_Of_Mad_Mullah]

who the fuk are u talking to??

im talkin to COSTA the midgaan

[COSTA]

" this is Captain Qawdhan, with his gaari Dameer do you read?"
"Salaxleey airport"Yes Captain Qawdhan your Dameer
can come into the national Salaxley Donkey port
we serve plenty of Coos