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Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!

Yo momma so stupid that she puts
lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind

ahahahahahahahha

Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo momma so supid she could trip over a cordless phone!

Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!



XAMARI-GASH

Fukk Aboout

Your Mum Is Soo Dumb She Revised For A Blood Test

Your Momma Is So Stupid She Got Ran Over By A Parked Car



WATHUFUKK--

SORT IT OUT MATE--

Yo momma so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.

Yo mamma so stupid she studied for a drug test.

Yo mamma so stupid she tried to drown a fish!

DROWN A FISH

LATTTTER

Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio

Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.

BumbaCluuuuuuuuuuuuut

Dat Aint Healthy Nah ???????

Yo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear
"Caution! Wide Turn"


MURDER MURDER

XAMARI-GASH

[quote="Mizzy_Xclusive"]Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio

Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.

BumbaCluuuuuuuuuuuuut

Dat Aint Healthy Nah ???????

[/quote]


hahaha

Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.
Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her
Yo mama has so many freckles she looks like a hamburger!
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.
Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL^^^^^

UR 2 LATE WE ALREADY USED ALL DEM

SO WHOS FOLLOWIN ME DIS TIME-----

OI NAYAA'S----

WARYA

U GOT ATE

4 UR INTERNT CONNECTION YDAY

WAH--

INTERTNET CONNECTION--

MAN DONNO DEM CYCBER SLANGS MAN--

LLOW IT--