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Re: Am I a member of a minority group?
Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 7:27 am
by JaMaaL-23
^ I had report the stray pear and the starved cat
Re: Am I a member of a minority group?
Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 8:08 am
by Paddington Bear
BV,
Are you always this cautious or is it my irresistible charm?
Never fear, dearest. I have taken a liking to you, not in a man fancies woman sense but in a rather more intricate way. Something akin to BC and her elusive mouse! I am not sure what she wants to do with her mouse but I know what I would with ‘mine’.
I see a pedestal, a glass cage on the pedestal, you in the cage, and me outside, feeding you strawberries through a hole.....
Now where is that hug I asked for earlier?
Re: Am I a member of a minority group?
Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 8:10 am
by JaMaaL-23
no hugging and kissing please until after the swine flu season
Re: Am I a member of a minority group?
Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 8:19 am
by black velvet
Paddington Bear wrote:BV,
Are you always this cautious or is it my irresistible charm?
Never fear, dearest. I have taken a liking to you, not in a man fancies woman sense but in a rather more intricate way. Something akin to BC and her elusive mouse! I am not sure what she wants to do with her mouse but I know what I would with ‘mine’.
I see a pedestal, a glass cage on the pedestal, you in the cage, and me outside, feeding you strawberries through a hole.....
Now where is that hug I asked for earlier?
Ow ok now I see why you would wash your hands. Haye saabuun marabtaa?

Re: Am I a member of a minority group?
Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 8:20 am
by Paddington Bear
Heh, BV. No, I changed my mind. Man or woman, I still want you in that cage.
It'll probably take that long, J.
She's playing hard to get (though I notice Basra referring to her as a he)! I am as confused as a newly wed virgin!
Re: Am I a member of a minority group?
Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 8:27 am
by JaMaaL-23
BV isn't your regular chick, I have seen her scratch her groin region few ocassions. she could be a dude for all that we know.
Re: Am I a member of a minority group?
Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 8:28 am
by black velvet
Paddingtom Bear you have lost me. Forget it all here you go have some marmite
Jamaal - I think the word "Gentleman" comes as a mystery to you
Re: Am I a member of a minority group?
Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 8:32 am
by JaMaaL-23
sorry male madam

Re: Am I a member of a minority group?
Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 8:37 am
by Paddington Bear
Thanks, BV. You're far too kind. Now about that hug....
(Even if you're male, you dont have to panic. I can only do bear hugs).
J,
You just confused me even more, man.
Re: Am I a member of a minority group?
Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 8:45 am
by JaMaaL-23
PB
you should be confused my friend, no woman or a sane man for that matter would refuse huging a cuddly bear
just a macho man who doesn't want to be called softie would refuse
Re: Am I a member of a minority group?
Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 8:47 am
by black velvet
Perfect solution - I think Jamaal and Paddington Bear should hug. Solutions solutions it's all about solutions, no need to thank me, glad I could be of assistance

Re: Am I a member of a minority group?
Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 8:59 am
by JaMaaL-23
ok I will hug the bear but you better get some bandages ready for me for my scratched back, ouch
now i know why you wouldn't hug the grizzly
Re: Am I a member of a minority group?
Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 9:30 am
by Paddington Bear
BV,
You heartless woman (I choose to view you as one for now), I just hugged Jamal for your sake (good sport J), so come on, relent and lets bang bosoms.

Re: Am I a member of a minority group?
Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 9:34 am
by black velvet
You know I could totally karbash you for talking in such a manner but I am holding back. Please return to Jamal
Re: Am I a member of a minority group?
Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 9:39 am
by JaMaaL-23
BV
waxaagu waa ku xumeyn, Itook the bear hug from you and now you are still unrepentant
RAG YAQAAN MA TIHID
