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Gatspy wrote:

1-Londoner wrote:Oh yup...Gatspy too.

If I was a stalker, id stalk Gatspy.

lol be a time traveling one please! I wona run into you on the Island back in the 70s and then run into you in my flashforwards.

What a line...

PS. I also vote for Shawty. She oozes coolness.

WestLdnShawty wrote: @ Normal people.

Well I noticed that you noticed me..

Well I notice that you noticed that I noticed you..

1-Londoner wrote: PS. I also vote for Shawty. She oozes coolness.

I had to quickly quote that before the haterzzzz deleted it.. Like last time

Taaaaar Londoner *I hope that wasn't a pity post like the one MJ gave me*

Couple of people voted for me

Thanks people, You'll cool as ice too...daps!

Im just happy I didnt go out like PO. West.Londoner

WestLdnShawty wrote:Hada wa ruunta *first time you've everrr been right about something, good on you*.. I should throw around the F bomb and the iyo icons somahaa.. Heck I should even send offensive multi pms around and be put on the snet foe list!

I want to do it.. I need to do it.. But its just not in me..
I need someone to coach me I need a rudegyal coach dee.. I need to make the late Moraawleeg *rip* proud!

That's the spirit! Unfortunately my schedule is a little too busy to turn you into a full-blown rudegyal, but I'll give you a few quick pointers to steer you in the right direction:

1) The "first time you ever did something right" comment was very promising...I think my self-esteem dropped by like half a percentage point and my eyes watered up a little bit with pride. Next time though, you could throw an eye-roll in there to give it that extra "oomph!"

2) Writing "F-bomb" is just too vague, people won't know exactly which F-bomb you mean cuz there are multiple offensive words that begin with F, some more offensive than others. Imagine someone misunderstood and thought you meant one of the less offensive ones? *shivers* That kinda thing can kill e-cred, walaal.

3) Remember the golden rule to being a troublemaker: multi-task. You can't settle for focusing all your resources on deeply offending 1 person only, but rather, offend multiple people at the same time even if you gotta be a little less offensive to each of them. It's basic math, 3 > 1...and what you might lose in quality, you'll make up for in sheer quantity. Hit first, hit hard and hit submit knowing you've done all you can to piss that particular person off. And dammit, throw a tribe jab in there too where possible...that's like the golden jackpot to mass offending.


May the edab daro be with you walaal

Advo wrote:Im just happy I didnt go out like PO. West.Londoner

Don't worry bro they're getting their pity votes as we speak

for being a member amongst the longest active members i didn't even get a single vote. really? i'm going to have to do some humanitarian work around here or something. lol

My vote goes to in no particular order:
KingMJ
Advo
Seemeyer
Fah1223
Voltage

I just noticed alchemist is on other cool farah. ..

Yungnfresh, Respect bro, the appreciation is reciprocated

Gatspy wrote:

HELWAA wrote:Gatsby and Ciyaal

You qabiilist you, that was 'i'm just gona go ahead and nominate inaadeerkay

Qabilistik me

You deserved that vote walaalo.

Westy is one of the koooooool girls in s.net

The-Screw wrote:for being a member amongst the longest active members i didn't even get a single vote. really? i'm going to have to do some humanitarian work around here or something. lol

You have been replaced by Gat.

Gatspy wrote:

BlackVelvet wrote:Gat is secretive and I have a feeling he already is a stalker

There is a good english saying that goes like this "Futadayda madow dhunko"

lol You know I aint lying. If you bring your futo here I won't dhunko jack but I will borrow the spanking paddle from Helwaa