Things I hate

[Based]

Tentborne?

Pt 2:

Jellybeans
Candycorn
People who don't know when to end conversations
Small talk
Nursing homes
People who ask when you're graduating/getting a job/getting married
Refs that don't understand the concept of personal space
Old people
Tweens
Teenagers
Most music
Qabyaalad
Short sighted, narrow minded Somalis who apparently don't notice they're from the worst country on the worst continent.
Somalis who think we're Arabs/mixed with Arabs
Somalis who refuse to even google a few genetic studies that would dispel that notion
Somalis who don't "believe" in science yet drive cars/use computers/sleep with the heat on
People in general who are antiscience yet reap the benefits
People who give money to shitty charities
People who care more about saving tigers or some shit instead of giving money to the poor in their local communities
Somali businesses with poor customer service
Somali malls/centers without decent parking lots/filled beyond capacity
Somali women that can't drive
Ethiopians
Somalinet filled with unimaginative trolls
Apathetic proles
People who blindly repeat the meaningless "Communism is good on paper" cliche as if they actually understand what they're talking about
The idea of 9-5 wage slavery until your unappreciative kids shove you into a nursing home
Incompetent teachers/professors

[Rockstar]

People who stand in front of the TV and blocking everyone's view.
People who are cunts but insist that they are just be honest and good.
People who pronounce my name wrong
People who say, "I'm not racist, I have a black friend, but..."
Bronies
Bell peppers

People who care more about saving tigers or some shit instead of giving money to the poor in their local communities

Implying shitty humans should be placed higher than awesome animals like tigers. You failed here.

[Rockstar]

People who hate pineapple pizza
Slow people
Really fast people
People from small towns and the countryside
Women with a stick up their bums, "I'm a special snowflake." No. No you're not.
Opinionated people who try to shove newest rubbish they got offended by down your throat.
People who are easily offended.

[Rockstar]

Wigs
Weaves
Long fake nails
Long nails
Hoop earrings on women
Women with short hair (insert disclaimer here )
Women who wear high heels
Women who wear men's perfumes
French people
Arabs
Africans

[Rockstar]

Any winged insect
Crows. Seriously, crows.
Apple trees.
Somalis from Scandinavia. Seriously, I might vote UKIP because of you people.
Kenyans
Ugandans
Somalis from Kenya
South Africans
In fact, all of Africa.

[Ismail87]

Somalis from Scandinavia. Seriously, I might vote UKIP because of you people.

Negeren tror han ejer Storbritannien

[hydrogen]

People who get too close to me physically.
Animals who get too close to me physically.
Insects that get too close to me physically.
Why did I devalue the insects to that.

[Rockstar]

Trains (when not riding them).
Junk mail
Mailmen
Teenagers
Hills.

Negeren tror han ejer Storbritannien

Javla javla javla.

[hydrogen]

Not being able to clone people and own them.
Myself.
Headaches.
Food that tastes good but triggers headaches.

[Rockstar]

If you are in a burning car with your 3 infant triplets, and you extend your hand, hoping that I will pull you out. You are right, I will save you. But if I see nails like these^ on your hands, best believe I will kick you further into the burning wreckage.

[Based]

Don't know why you let this thread die bro, I have so much more hate to share with everyone.

pt 3:

Robin Van Persie
Traitors
Ethiopians (again)
Hotboxing
Dogs, dear God, I hate dogs
Cats, for that matter
Open racism, at least try to act civil while hating
African American women
Somalis who claim to be 1/2 insert random ethnic group here
Country/southern accents
Hicks who stare at you in random podunk truck stops/rest stations
Somali malls where the conversations end and the staring begins as soon as you walk in
Somali businesses in general
African Americans (particularly female) in any sort of low ranking bureaucratic position e.g. financial aid office, secretaries, doctor's staff
African American professors that would make Uncle Tom look like Malcolm X
Ninyahow just African Americans in general wallahi, can't stand them
Whites who get butthurt when you deflate their egos after having their way with African Americans for centuries and expecting you to be the same

[Based]

-Ugly Somali women who've been gassed up by God knows who, because honestly you would be fortunate to be a real number.
-Somali women who use religion to mask their apparent lust for all manner of ajanabis
-Anybody who uses the phrase, "As long as he/she is Muslim"
-Somali dudes who apparently consider themselves bloods/crips/"hood" despite their relatively recent arrival to these shores
-Anybody who uses the terms "savvy", "politics", and "Somalia" in the same sentence (I'm looking at you, Oxymoron). I fail to see the savviness of primitive African tribal squabbles. Motherfucker you're poor as shit, the world has left you and your shitty people behind, and you're going on about how savvy your f-king tribe is. Jesus Christ, your tribe ffs!!!!
-The crushing realization that my people's main contributions to the world are the revival of piracy, biblical famines that generate worldwide pity, and the world's first and only example of utter state collapse
-Truly helpless Somalis who actually believe anything good came out of our civil war
-Self-hating/Self-pitying Somalis
-Fuckers who always ask for money to build mosques when there's people f-king starving the world over. The fuck is wrong with you people? How many mosques do you really need for our miniscule community? One for every sub-f-king-clan?
-Returning to Somali businesses, cunts that open up competing restaurants (xalaals, stores, etc.) on the same exact block as the new restaurant that opened last week. Seriously bro?
-People who fart in public.
-People who strictly follow the law even when the law is bullshit.
-People who snitch on you for absolutely no reason or gain on their part. Basically white people. "When you left the room, Based looked at his phone for the answer"
-Anybody who uses the phrase, "But if you have nothing to hide...".

[Based]

-People who take advantage of the most helpless of our society
-Proles who perpetuate the hegemony of the organized criminal class, f-king class traitor scum. First against the wall when the revolution comes bi idnillahi kareem.
-Cream filled doughnuts
-What the sci fi channel has become
-Prohibition of MJ
-Celebrity worship
-The lack of universal healthcare
-The current Somali government
-Somalis who think Turkey is doing all this charity work out of the goodness of their hearts, or even more delusionally, because they're our Muslim "brothers"
-Turkey. What the fuck do they really want, the hairy, big nosed, European reject cunts?

To be continued.