LOOOOL @ Coeus
Siilanyo: I am bresident Somaliland, I want to see Hu Jin Tao.
Chinese Airport official: Excuse me sir, I’m going to need to see your visa and passport.
Siilanyo: I am bresident. I do not need visa.
Chinese Airport official: President of what?
Siilanyo: bresident somalialnd. Africa best kept secret.
Chinese Airport official: what is Somaliland? Can you point it out on the map?
*Siilanyo points to Northeast Somalia
Chinese airport official: That says Somalia.
Siilanyo: No, that is Somaliland.
Chinese airport official: That’s not what the map says.
Siilanyo: the map is faqash.
*Chinese airport official calls security.
Security: Sir, we need to see proof of lawful entry.
*Siilanyo hands Somaliland passport
Security: Sir, China does not recognize the validity of this document. We are placing you under arrest.
Siilanyo: Can I please place my one call to Melez Zenawi ?
Security: Hands up motherfucker! You're going to jail.
