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Re: Food for Active Married Men ( Boys only topic)

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Boom down goes Sumu :clap:
I knew he said he was married before :lol: Sumu it's to take you seriously my friend.
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And how fool were you to believe a 37 year old Somali man who is healthy and in his right mind could be a virgin? I was actually late in marrying at 28 years. People were questioning if everything was alright with me at 28.
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^^ not as fool as you :childplease:
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Gurey25,

Nutrition and hydration is important so is confidence. Fasting for 11-12 hours is too much just for stamina. I do concur about the whole weight thing. When I shed 20 pounds after working in a mining camp, I got the stamina of a billy goat. The lack of poontang contributed to higher levels of testoterone and made the R&R retreats worthwhile.
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AGENT447 wrote:
HayWire wrote:
AbdiWahab252 wrote:Sumu,

You need to do the following:

1. Follow Gurey25s advice: vitamins, healthy diet and sleep well.


2. Practice makes perfect. Get to know your stamina. Practice with a fugly woman. Know what positions you are the weakest and minimize the time you are in those.

3. Boost confidence. Think of it as a task. Some people run marathons, some climb mountains others love to simply f. I find it best to focus in on studying the many signals being sent. Unscramble the signals and find out the key buttons to press.

4. Remember you are the boss of Askarta: Ganshale Sare iyo 2da Alifle You run the show not them. You are the Cot Damn General !

5. Learn to control by compensating by switching positions and learning to press the brake button.

6. Women are like diesel engines, takes some time to get them warmed up and started but be sure that when the engine starts running, it will go far. Just make sure you know when to switch gears and don't abuse the clutch.

7. Know when to quit, 1 hour is impossible but 1 hour including the start up, performance, and wrap up is more manageable.

8. For goodness sake, don't sleep after. Talk! Talk! They love this ish but remember avoiding answering any of her questions truthfully despite the urge so just develop 10 to 20 repetitive lines that are safe: admire her, whisper in her ear how much you love her, make her feel like she is the best thing to happen to you (well not better than the Isbonsor that got you here).

9. Hydrate.
Don't worry, I will send Gurmad, when shit hits the fan :D

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Re: Food for Active Married Men ( Boys only topic)

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Eat healthy and exercise and get plenty of sleep and try to stress less. I cant wait until I get married Inshallah!
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Assuming you are under 30, you don't need to worry at all and you probably don't need help. Eat healthy and exercise and do not smoke or use any drugs and you should be fine for a long time. As for lasting for an hour, that is something you'll learn as you consistently see your wife. The more you do it the better you get to the point where you can last as long as you want.
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eliteSomali wrote:Assuming you are under 30, you don't need to worry at all and you probably don't need help. Eat healthy and exercise and do not smoke or use any drugs and you should be fine for a long time. As for lasting for an hour, that is something you'll learn as you consistently see your wife. The more you do it the better you get to the point where you can last as long as you want.
He is 37 nd he was married before :dead:
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metamorphosis wrote:Eat healthy and exercise and get plenty of sleep and try to stress less. I cant wait until I get married Inshallah!
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Akhi, why are you burdening yourself by waiting until marriage? Shaykhul Islam Ibn Taymiyya never got married. Akhi, the salaf used to own slaves, and if you claim to be following in the footsteps of the salaf, then you should do what they did and purchase a slave to keep you warm at night. The Minnesota winters are mighty cold, but if you fly to Mauritania, where slavery is still legal, and get yourself a young filly, raqees aa ku helee.

Imagine bro, an entire human being that is dedicated to your sexual pleasure :lawd:

Don't listen to these Westernized modernist who try to whitewash our deen and claim that slavery is wrong; verily indeed bro, follow the salaf and get yourself a jaariyah/sarriyah oo dhaxanta kaa celiso, oo marba dhinac uu rogtid. And the best thing thing bro? You get ajar for it!


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Re: Food for Active Married Men ( Boys only topic)

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^ You overestimate your intelligence and this has caused you to misunderstand the doctrine of Slavery in Islam. It is sad you're swayed and have your entire perspective changed by reading about Islam online. I will do as my deen instructs me and you do as the gaalo instruct your feeble mind. ino kala xidh marka.
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