metamorphosis wrote:Eat healthy and exercise and get plenty of sleep and try to stress less. I cant wait until I get married Inshallah!
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Akhi, why are you burdening yourself by waiting until marriage? Shaykhul Islam Ibn Taymiyya never got married. Akhi, the salaf used to own slaves, and if you claim to be following in the footsteps of the salaf, then you should do what they did and purchase a slave to keep you warm at night. The Minnesota winters are mighty cold, but if you fly to Mauritania, where slavery is still legal, and get yourself a young filly, raqees aa ku helee.
Imagine bro, an entire human being that is dedicated to your sexual pleasure
Don't listen to these Westernized modernist who try to whitewash our deen and claim that slavery is wrong; verily indeed bro, follow the salaf and get yourself a jaariyah/sarriyah oo dhaxanta kaa celiso, oo marba dhinac uu rogtid. And the best thing thing bro? You get ajar for it!
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