Qabiil jokes.....Learn to laugh or F off.

Quruxley · Post by **Quruxley** » Thu Sep 15, 2005 9:21 pm

"BTW: If you have a thing for mooryaans lemme know coz im gaad gaading for a wifey "
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Nah your cool...I know where to go if I need help making a fraud insurance claim though Wink

@Mooryaanka85 · Post by **@Mooryaanka85** » Thu Sep 15, 2005 9:28 pm

yeah lemme know when you feel like being a badgirl Wink

COOL-MAN · Post by **COOL-MAN** » Thu Sep 15, 2005 10:44 pm

a reer xamar cad cad mum saw whilst standing at the window of her second floor apartment in xamarweyne, reer xamar kids shouting "qabta habar gidirka, qabta" .

she went "usba ma jecleeysan inas habar gidir noqdee, ilahaa kadhigee iskadaaya" walle that made me laugh Laughing

its only jokes pple, only jokes. no need to get worked up.

@Mooryaanka85 · Post by **@Mooryaanka85** » Thu Sep 15, 2005 11:21 pm

walaahi all you closet qabiilesteyaal got ya game face on. coolman that shit was hella funny. shid Laughing

biko · Post by **biko** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 5:16 am

why did the habar gidiir man, fall off his 4th floor apartment window?

he was ironing his curtains!

Mochatanya · Post by **Mochatanya** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 5:26 am

What do you call two mooryaans on one bike?
Organized crime!

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optimist_1 · Post by **optimist_1** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 5:33 am

nin dhulbahante ah ayaa hada kohor....naag habar yoonis ah u utageywaana mar kii ugu horeysay ee uu naag utagey..naagtii habar yoonis aakuniikisay..markaas ayuu waxuu yiri naa hanuuxnuuxsan wax nafta u eg baa iga socdee!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wink

@Mooryaanka85 · Post by **@Mooryaanka85** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 6:16 am

ahahahah optimist rageedii sxb dhulmahante lee caay adi ayagaa mooryaanta ku bilaabee Laughing

what is crazier than a qaldaan marduuf jaad ah helay?
Majeerteen malaay usoo carfay Laughing

COOL-MAN · Post by **COOL-MAN** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 6:50 am

[quote="@Mooryaanka85"]:lol: Laughing

walaahi all you closet qabiilesteyaal got ya game face on. coolman that shit was hella funny. shid Laughing

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how about this one mooriyaan boy.

A mushunguli grave digger was asked why he burries dead habar gidir ppl for less money than the other tribes?

the mushunguli grave digger replies " you must be out of your mind to as such useless question! how can we charge the same amount a xawadle that kills average 1 person per month to a habargidir that kills ten ppl per day?? Laughing

burial costs displayed outside the mushunguli feneral home in mogadishu.

the dead habar gidir= ssh.40,000
all other tribes=ssh.200,000.

Steeler [Crawler2] · Post by **Steeler [Crawler2]** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 7:06 am

No jokes about the Abgal

biko · Post by **biko** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 7:08 am

what do you call a white kafir abgaal?

mad mac!

Steeler [Crawler2] · Post by **Steeler [Crawler2]** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 7:09 am

That's exactly right.

Miss_Killa_Foodstampz · Fri Sep 16, 2005 7:18 am

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Don't claime Abgaal

Steeler [Crawler2] · Post by **Steeler [Crawler2]** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 7:19 am

Ohhhh you are a cutie. Yummy.

What do you mean don't claim Abgal. I am Abgal.

Miss_Killa_Foodstampz · Fri Sep 16, 2005 7:21 am

i wish i knew how to say asbax mina subax in English but even if i did it won't make sense

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