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AGENT447 wrote:looool@Niman haven't hollered since the dagalka qabaw
Talking about the cold war, ya'all communist shuuci niggas aint got a chance

Hey there Sophie, hows it goin lovely?
And how come your royal highness aint taking any private audience horta?
Iska soo waran Inaabti

Hey cuz,

These young men are pulling my chain. Flattery is nice, momentarily, until they realize my age and runaway like frenchmen. I got called a Milf once. I don't understand young people jargon. Naturally, I urban dictionared that. Good God. As you can imagine I was woefully disappointed. I'm not even a hooyo yet, or married for that matter.

lol any woman under 33 is calm, I'm 24.

Otherbrother wrote:lol any woman under 33 is calm, I'm 24.

This is just conjecture but correct me if I'm wrong. Hooyo Issues = being attracted to older women.

Sophisticate wrote:

Otherbrother wrote:lol any woman under 33 is calm, I'm 24.

This is just conjecture but correct me if I'm wrong. Hooyo Issues = being attracted to older women.

haha your wrong. I never said I'm attracted to older women, I just stated the maximum age.

Min 18. Pref 22-26. Most attracted to 19-25.

Hey if she's pretty and personality is on point, then I don't see the age as an issue.

I have no parent issues. I was raised with 3 brothers and my mother and aunty. Normal life. A bit sarcastic and pessimistic, but that's it.

No older women fantasizes. Or fetishes etc.

Otherbrother wrote:

Sophisticate wrote:

Otherbrother wrote:lol any woman under 33 is calm, I'm 24.

This is just conjecture but correct me if I'm wrong. Hooyo Issues = being attracted to older women.

haha your wrong. I never said I'm attracted to older women, I just stated the maximum age.

Min 18. Pref 22-26. Most attracted to 19-25.

Hey if she's pretty and personality is on point, then I don't see the age as an issue.

I have no parent issues. I was raised with 3 brothers and my mother and aunty. Normal life. A bit sarcastic and pessimistic, but that's it.

No older women fantasizes. Or fetishes etc.

You seem rather pragmatic. Kudos to you. I will concede, younger men are better looking than their older counterparts. However, older women-younger men pairings rarely work. The women normally become insecure from the prospect of fading looks, competing with newborns and shorter fertility windows. This is how I see it. Close in age folks work out better, since they both accept the others' short-comings and have become more desperate with time. The desire to create children soon pulls them into the same orbit. While younger folks still believe they have more time, that lots of hair will be shed latter on, or perhaps not at all, testosterone levels are at their peak and the illusion of an ascension in life is still alive and well. Comparatively, their youthful vigor makes them more optimistic than the jaded old fogies.

Sophisticate wrote: You seem rather pragmatic. Kudos to you. I will concede, younger men are better looking than their older counterparts. However, older women-younger men pairings rarely work. The women normally become insecure from the prospect of fading looks, competing with newborns and shorter fertility windows. This is how I see it. Close in age folks work out better, since they both accept the others' short-comings and have become more desperate with time. The desire to create children soon pulls them into the same orbit. While younger folks still believe they have more time, that lots of hair will be shed latter on, or perhaps not and all, testosterone levels are at their peak and the illusion of an ascension in life is still alive and well. Comparatively, their youthful vigor makes them more optimistic than the jaded old fogies.

Trust you to make marriage and life seem to unhuman and boring.

Stop being so Sheldon-like. (TBBT)

Life is meant to be lived, not analyized...

I am pragmatic and I'm clearly for polgany. I want a load of children, as much as I can support, even if I have to let some grow up back home. So a older woman and the fertility window is a non-issue. I will not divorce a woman if she cannot have any more kids, but I will marry again if I want.

Don't chase all younger men away walal, I'm sure guys like me are more than enough

Otherbrother wrote:

Sophisticate wrote: You seem rather pragmatic. Kudos to you. I will concede, younger men are better looking than their older counterparts. However, older women-younger men pairings rarely work. The women normally become insecure from the prospect of fading looks, competing with newborns and shorter fertility windows. This is how I see it. Close in age folks work out better, since they both accept the others' short-comings and have become more desperate with time. The desire to create children soon pulls them into the same orbit. While younger folks still believe they have more time, that lots of hair will be shed latter on, or perhaps not and all, testosterone levels are at their peak and the illusion of an ascension in life is still alive and well. Comparatively, their youthful vigor makes them more optimistic than the jaded old fogies.

Trust you to make marriage and life seem to unhuman and boring.

Stop being so Sheldon-like. (TBBT)

Life is meant to be lived, not analyized...

I am pragmatic and I'm clearly for polgany. I want a load of children, as much as I can support, even if I have to let some grow up back home. So a older woman and the fertility window is a non-issue. I will not divorce a woman if she cannot have any more kids, but I will marry again if I want.

Don't chase all younger men away walal, I'm sure guys like me are more than enough

Being one of multiple Xalimos on the same leash ain't the idea of matrimony I had in mind. Any man that's down for that is dissipating his lacag and mental energies. It's their loss. But if you're going to marry women back home, I'm sure it's more economical and they're more accepting. Good luck with polygamy.

I'd rather be on a solo tip. I'm at my best on my own. Freedom is preferable to Confinement, soomaha?