How To Mack A Girl In Somali, kkkkkkkkkk

[*jr]

[quote="Demure"]His name is Aw Kuku I think (the guy that gets the girl). Great comedian I heard though he is old now and had some serious bad times.

This was pretty good but my all time fav is Oday Cabdulle, I loooooove his Somali.[/quote]


Damure, You are strange fella; As I've the said before, the video is complete garbage and the comedy itself is useless...frankly, I can't find a single funny sentence worth of laugh.

No wonder your strange, Demure.

[hometown-hottie]

samatr, trust me, those lame ass mali pick-up lines don't work!
once this guy said to me " caadi ma tihid" I thought he meant I was crazy, so I got mad at him. seriously, how can you say that to a girl?

ps. a real man wuu gabyaa, hadal malayacni ah kuma hadlo.

[Demure]

Jr, well I guess your deficiencies doesn't only run in the common sense department but also utterly in the sense of humor department.

How sad...

[Luq_Ganane]

[quote="Ismahan123"]I will pass. [/quote]

kkkkkkk. Ismahan, its better you do pass. I don't want you hugging a pillow haben ka dan. I have a habit of making gabdaha lose sleep, the way this waste place makes me lose sleep.

[Samatr]

[quote="hometown-hottie"]samatr, trust me, those lame ass mali pick-up lines don't work!
once this guy said to me " caadi ma tihid" I thought he meant I was crazy, so I got mad at him. seriously, how can you say that to a girl?

ps. a real man wuu gabyaa, hadal malayacni ah kuma hadlo. [/quote]


Its all about when and how you use it, you just got to grab their attention most of the time I am already the center of attention sidayda ba nin fudud baan ahay, my point being not just anyone can use these lines.
gabayga aad sheegaysid xaaskaa loo tuuraa markaad ogaato inay tahay Mrs. Samatar.

[*jr]

What are you sad about Damur?

Is pointing out that you have humor deficiency syndrome a bad thing? C'mon, where is your sense of humor?

[SummerRain]

Luq_Ganane ,

Good looking out, but if I were you I would take my own advice. Few have lost sleep over this lady.


lool@ Samatr, caadi ma tihid.

[sadeboi]

I get turned off if I talk to a Somali girl and she talks to me in somali...but you know with the whole "macaane" bullshit...its so annoying..especially when I see somalis guys doing it...it just sounds corney "wallahi nafta ku rabto macaanto...adiga la'aanta waa naf la'aan" loooooooooooool.....fockin calaalcal type sh*t

[SummerRain]

[quote="sadeboi"]:lol: I get turned off if I talk to a Somali girl and she talks to me in somali...but you know with the whole "macaane" bullshit...its so annoying..especially when I see somalis guys doing it...it just sounds corney "wallahi nafta ku rabto macaanto...adiga la'aanta waa naf la'aan" loooooooooooool.....fockin calaalcal type sh*t[/quote]

me too, I cant take that stuff seriously for some reason. I laugh at them and that comes off rude. Maybe it becuase its in Somali language.

[sadeboi]

its just soo corny..well I never date a lot of Somalis..and when I do..I date the more "americanized" ones...and they are just like me..i barely speak in Somali...lakiin I meet some girls...at this somali function..and they are friends with one of my homegirl so she is like this is my friend "sadeboi" and one of them tries to flirt with me kulaha "aboowe macaan heblo ba la idaha magac adiga" and she had her "seductive" face on...you know somali girls..when they lower their head and look a you looking up and they kind of sit slanted (I'm I the only who noticed that?):lol: man my homegirl was on the floor cause she knows me..and what how I think like...i was trying so hard to cut the conversation..i kept replying in english all day..

[Luq_Ganane]

kkkkkkkk, at Sadeboi. Wallahi Somali macking DOES sound too much like calacal. lool. Like there begging each other nd shid. Keep it movin is more like it. I didn't grow up in Somalia, and theres not a whole lot of Somalis where I live. The ones that are here think I'm the most arrogant SOB they'll ever see, . There used to these Faraxs coming up to them in little soft voices like 'Haye qofe' and shid like that, kkkkkk. Anigu I just leave em alone, and say keep it movin. kkkkkk.

[lala28]

That was hilarious! i laughed so hard then i wanted to cry coz its so tru......I hope u guys c wot a lack of choice there is 4 somali girls out there. f those men did u c wot she ended up wiv! Lifes hard 4 us somali girls! theres plenty girl beauties but somali men dnt hav greatest rep in the looks dept. Not saying they dnt exist but they're few and far between.

[Sadaam_Mariixmaan]

Samatr,

i say that sh!t to every Somali girl who doesn't understand Af-Soommali very well ... the Americanized types

ask FAH if i am lying



it works very well