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Luq

Fah,


I bet some girl you know browses this forum and you're hoping for her to read this. Good one.

Let me play along to make you look good:

My only share in the house is to eat her food and her pounany. Even when it's burnt or yeast infection respectively.

you focking nasty nigga, ceeb is like air, unlimited, how you gonna still use one with yeast, that's like saying i would breath dhuuso instead of good oxygen wtf

[quote="DawladSade"]you focking nasty nigga, ceeb is like air, unlimited, how you gonna still use one with yeast, that's like saying i would breath dhuuso instead of good oxygen wtf[/quote]


eating Pussie are for faggots

I was just playing along, I'm entering Fah's world of ceeb eaters.


Heck dudes even marry chicks with the nastiest looking lips on them coochies. The world is incomprehensible and that is a good thing.

Ever slapped ceeb with two fingers. iswear dude, they go into continous orgasm mode.

Luq, i'll teach the secret to keeping a girl..lay her on the bed, tell her to pull her legs up, when she does take one hand and pull her legs together, take the other hand and gently slap with two fingers...even gently it is too much so you gotta rub it then alternate all again. you'll be lucky if she doesn't faint the first time cuz of the kacsi

[quote="DawladSade"]Luq, i'll teach the secret to keeping a girl..lay her on the bed, tell her to pull her legs up, when she does take one hand and pull her legs together, take the other hand and gently slap with two fingers...even gently it is too much so you gotta rub it then alternate all again. you'll be lucky if she doesn't faint the first time cuz of the kacsi[/quote]

Dr. DawladSade, OB/GYN

practice makes perfect

[quote="DawladSade"]Luq, i'll teach the secret to keeping a girl..lay her on the bed, tell her to pull her legs up, when she does take one hand and pull her legs together, take the other hand and gently slap with two fingers...even gently it is too much so you gotta rub it then alternate all again. you'll be lucky if she doesn't faint the first time cuz of the kacsi[/quote]

I'll try it.

[quote="Luq_Ganane"]Fah if your bringing hadiths obviously we can't contest. Lakin I'll bring home the bread, and do the "man" things around the house, like lifting and fixing things. If she can't even feed me and the kids, clean the house and let me get off, then she's not fulfilling her responsibilities. [/quote]

narrated by Imam Tirmizi in his book Asy-Syamail, Aisyah r.a said:

" The Prophet is but a man, just like others (i.e. he is not arrogant although with such exalted position). The Prophet s.a.w mends his own cloth, milked his own sheep, and attended to his needs himself. "

"A person by the name of Aswad came and asked Rasulullah’s wife, Aisyah r.a., about Rasulullah s.a.w, and what did he do in his house. Aisyah r.a. said: He was always helping around the house. But when the time of solat came, he would leave the house to perform the solat."

Basic stuff

[quote="Spragga Benz"]Fah,


I bet some girl you know browses this forum and you're hoping for her to read this. Good one.

Let me play along to make you look good:

My only share in the house is to eat her food and her pounany. Even when it's burnt or yeast infection respectively.[/quote]

Not at all, I don't need to impress anyone besides Allah.

Re: You guys have to re-evaluate your duties in the house:

In what way?

[quote="AbdiWahab252"]FAH1223,

Your Cybershuukansi efforts are improving, mashallah ![/quote]

maad aragtay, he's trying to please the chicks here