**ADVICE FOR SOMALI GIRLS**

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Re: **ADVICE FOR SOMALI GIRLS**

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[quote="East.Co"]DERS SOME CERTAIN THINGS U LOT SHOULD KNOW BOUT WHAT MEN THINK BOUT U LOT...

1. WE ALL WANT A GOOD GIRL THAT WEARS HIJAB N DOESNT GO OUT N IS NICE AT HEART N BEING PRETTY IS A BONUS OK...EVERY GUY WANTS A GIRL LIKE THIS, SO DONT BOTHER TRY BE REBELLIOUS OK....THE ONLY PROBLEM IS THAT WE LINK OTHER 'REBELLIOUS' GIRLS AT THE SAME TIME.

2. GIRLS THAT GIVE HEAD AND HAVE SEX WITH A GUY BEFORE GETTIN MARRIED IS OFFICIALLY A SKET...HANDS DOWN...NO MATTER WHAT WE SAY...GUYZ TALK BOUT U...IF U HAVE HAD SEX OR GIVEN HEAD...EVEN ONCE...UR OFFICIALLY A HOE...DONT BOTHER GETTIN MARRIED TO A NICE GUY...ITS OVER FOR U.

3. GIRLS WHO R BAREEEEEEEE ADDICTED TO SHIISHA IS A TOTAL OFF PUT...IF U LIKE IT A LOT...DONT TELL THE GUY U LIKE...MAKE OUT U LIKE IT IN MODERATION OK.

4. EVERY GUY CHEWS....NO MATTER WHAT WE SAY...WE ALL CHEW...IM TELLIN U DIS...EVEN THE GUYZ U NEVER EXPECTED...WE CHEW CHAD...N WE R ASHAMED OF TELLIN GIRLS...ITS A WELL KEPT SECRET.

5. GIRLS WHO KNOW A LOT OF BOIZ IS A TOTAL OFF PUT...KEEP UR 'GUY-KNOWING' TO A MINIMUM.

6. MSN GIRLS...ONLY GOOD FOR LINKIN...ONLY WASTEMANZ GO OUT WIV DEM...IF UR BAIT ON MSN...GET OFF THAT SH!T STR8 AWAY.

7. GIRLS WHO WANT TO BE FAMOUS ON THE NET....I.E. GIRLS WHO HAVE THEIR PICS EVERYWHERE....MSN...MYSPACE..HI5...JUST SO THEY CAN FEEL BETTER BOUT THEMSELVS WHEN WASTED GUYZ SAY 'HEY GAL UR CHOOONG'...ITS NOT GOOD FOR UR REP IN THE LONG RUN TRUST ME.

8. GIRLS WHO HAVE NICKNAMES...I.E 'LADY TERROR OR LADY BANG OR WOTEVER' U R OFFICIALLY CEEYAL N R LIMITED TO GOING OUT WIV BOIZ 16-17 YEARS OF AGE.

9. THERE ARE SOME DECENT GUYZ OUT DER OK...IF U BELIEVE WE R ALL WASTEMANZ N SH!T...DATS NOT TRUE...SOME GUYZ ACTUALLY R REALLY NICE N THOUGHTFUL N WELL ON TOP OF THEIR EDUCATION...LOOK OUT FOR DEM IN PLACES LIKE LIBRARY'S N BOOK REVIEWS N STUFF YH.

10. IF U DATE A GUY...DONT GIVE HIM A KISS OR ANYFIN...ANYFIN UNTIL U REALLY LIKE HIM AND MAKE SURE THAT HE LIKES U...AND HE GENUINELY IS A NICE GUY THAT U COULD GO OUT WITH IN THE LONG RUN...OTHERWISE U WILL REGRET IT...EVEN IF IT IS A KISS...TRUST...IVE SEEN HOW MY BOIZ SPEAK.

ANYWAY LADIES...THOSE R JUST MY THOUGHTS N MY EXPERIENCES AS I LEAVE MY ERA OF BEING A 'HOODRAT', THOUGHT I MITE AS WELL GIVE U LOT AN 'INSIDE VIEW'

LATERZ![/quote]


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how do u guyz condone guyz like this freely walkin around society
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Re: **ADVICE FOR SOMALI GIRLS**

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LOL

I AINT NO WASTEMAN...IM TELLIN THE TRUTH AND GIVING MY MARLI SISTERS WHAT MY MARLI BROTHERS THINK OF DEM GET ME...

SOMALI GIRLS DONT REALISE IN THIS GENERATION WHAT THEY R ACTUALLY DOING UNTIL ITS TOO LATE...

IM 19...LOOKIN FOR A WONDERFUL GIRL..BUT ITS HARD TO FIND...
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good galz want bad boys
so go rob a bank
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^^^^

I AM A BAD BOI THO TRUST...IF U KNEW MY REAL TAG...WALAHI U HAVE HEARD OF ME GET ME...MY REP ON THE ROADS IS ILL GET ME...

BUT IM TRYING TO FIX UP NOW INIT..NO MORE DHILOS THAT GIVE HEAD N N SEX BEFORE U EVEN ASK DEM.

NOT THAT IVE HAD SEX OF COURSE...PROUD VIRGIN.
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Ooooooooooooooooooooook
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East..I'm Here Thing U R Miskin ND Shiit.. Horta When Did U Turned Out To Be (How Shall I Say) Shocked ........Which Super Glue Did U Sniffed... Confused

<-- Still in Shock... Accudu.. Shocked
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^^^^

LOL

WEN DID I TURN...WHAT...lol

look walal...what im trying to say is yh...i used to run the roadz n stuff..but now im trying to fix up...

i admit i used to shot n blaze n chew n smoke wen i chew...

but even with the above shit i still managed to get good grades n i went to a respectable university init...starting my 2nd yr dis year...even tho im still 19

but one thing i never did was disrespect a girl...its just sumfin i wouldnt do...

anywayz inshallah my religious side will improve as well...need to fix up by praying 5 times rather than the odd few...

i think we all do really..
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^^ up..... Very Happy
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DNT.... BRING... HEAT.... 2... DA ... MANDEM....

fock iz wrng wiv u?
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[quote="East.Co"]DERS SOME CERTAIN THINGS U LOT SHOULD KNOW BOUT WHAT MEN THINK BOUT U LOT...

1. WE ALL WANT A GOOD GIRL THAT WEARS HIJAB N DOESNT GO OUT N IS NICE AT HEART N BEING PRETTY IS A BONUS OK...EVERY GUY WANTS A GIRL LIKE THIS, SO DONT BOTHER TRY BE REBELLIOUS OK....THE ONLY PROBLEM IS THAT WE LINK OTHER 'REBELLIOUS' GIRLS AT THE SAME TIME.

2. GIRLS THAT GIVE HEAD AND HAVE SEX WITH A GUY BEFORE GETTIN MARRIED IS OFFICIALLY A SKET...HANDS DOWN...NO MATTER WHAT WE SAY...GUYZ TALK BOUT U...IF U HAVE HAD SEX OR GIVEN HEAD...EVEN ONCE...UR OFFICIALLY A HOE...DONT BOTHER GETTIN MARRIED TO A NICE GUY...ITS OVER FOR U.

3. GIRLS WHO R BAREEEEEEEE ADDICTED TO SHIISHA IS A TOTAL OFF PUT...IF U LIKE IT A LOT...DONT TELL THE GUY U LIKE...MAKE OUT U LIKE IT IN MODERATION OK.

4. EVERY GUY CHEWS....NO MATTER WHAT WE SAY...WE ALL CHEW...IM TELLIN U DIS...EVEN THE GUYZ U NEVER EXPECTED...WE CHEW CHAD...N WE R ASHAMED OF TELLIN GIRLS...ITS A WELL KEPT SECRET.

5. GIRLS WHO KNOW A LOT OF BOIZ IS A TOTAL OFF PUT...KEEP UR 'GUY-KNOWING' TO A MINIMUM.

6. MSN GIRLS...ONLY GOOD FOR LINKIN...ONLY WASTEMANZ GO OUT WIV DEM...IF UR BAIT ON MSN...GET OFF THAT SH!T STR8 AWAY.

7. GIRLS WHO WANT TO BE FAMOUS ON THE NET....I.E. GIRLS WHO HAVE THEIR PICS EVERYWHERE....MSN...MYSPACE..HI5...JUST SO THEY CAN FEEL BETTER BOUT THEMSELVS WHEN WASTED GUYZ SAY 'HEY GAL UR CHOOONG'...ITS NOT GOOD FOR UR REP IN THE LONG RUN TRUST ME.

8. GIRLS WHO HAVE NICKNAMES...I.E 'LADY TERROR OR LADY BANG OR WOTEVER' U R OFFICIALLY CEEYAL N R LIMITED TO GOING OUT WIV BOIZ 16-17 YEARS OF AGE.

9. THERE ARE SOME DECENT GUYZ OUT DER OK...IF U BELIEVE WE R ALL WASTEMANZ N SH!T...DATS NOT TRUE...SOME GUYZ ACTUALLY R REALLY NICE N THOUGHTFUL N WELL ON TOP OF THEIR EDUCATION...LOOK OUT FOR DEM IN PLACES LIKE LIBRARY'S N BOOK REVIEWS N STUFF YH.

10. IF U DATE A GUY...DONT GIVE HIM A KISS OR ANYFIN...ANYFIN UNTIL U REALLY LIKE HIM AND MAKE SURE THAT HE LIKES U...AND HE GENUINELY IS A NICE GUY THAT U COULD GO OUT WITH IN THE LONG RUN...OTHERWISE U WILL REGRET IT...EVEN IF IT IS A KISS...TRUST...IVE SEEN HOW MY BOIZ SPEAK.

ANYWAY LADIES...THOSE R JUST MY THOUGHTS N MY EXPERIENCES AS I LEAVE MY ERA OF BEING A 'HOODRAT', THOUGHT I MITE AS WELL GIVE U LOT AN 'INSIDE VIEW'

LATERZ![/quote]

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i agree wiv most of them..but No.4 is Shocked i don't believe that..there are loads of religious decent boys that don't chew!!..
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[quote="STREET_SWEEPERR"]WALLAHI YOUR THE BIGGEST WASTEMAN EVER[/quote]

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[quote]LANDER-4-LIFE
i agree wiv most of them..but No.4 is Shocked i don't believe that..there are loads of religious decent boys that don't chew!!..[/quote]

^^^ CYNICAL LOL

Most of dem probably do chew...but what im sayin 99% of boiz do...even if the people u wouldnt expect...trust me.

quote="*lady_ice_4u2nv*"][quote="STREET_SWEEPERR"]WALLAHI YOUR THE BIGGEST WASTEMAN EVER[/quote]

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing[/quote]

AND AS FOR LADY ICE 4U2NV AKA PUNTO FROM EALING YH...I DONT KNOW WHAT UR LAUGHING AT...ACCORDING TO MY LIST...YOUR AN EXAMPLE OF NO.2 AND ITS OVER FOR U. Very Happy

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DATS CRUEL.........
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Post by Qumanyoo »

east it aint her, its her sister..
if u was turning all religious..
u wouldnt be exposing ppls supposed sins let alone urs...
stop getting ahead of yaself
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