Islamic Pick up Lines LOOOOOOOOOOOL!

[Advocatar]

you guys are going to hell for laughing at them jokes......

[Qumanyoo]

istaphurulaa .. i got it from a islamic website ACTUALLY ..
(bij)

[*SLIM*...THUG]

WAG 1 DEE...............

Lets get married so I don't have to lower my gaze every time you walk in the
room.

[Qumanyoo]

get ya jacket .. uve PULLED

[*SLIM*...THUG]

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[Qumanyoo]

oi so did booty she pulled nicely .. ask her

[ENDURE4ALLAH]

Asalama Alaikum

I did not find these jokes funny...just insulting really...besides what is up with the pick up lines?
If one wishes to get married to a certain person then one simply goes to her wali...simply as and then have the meeting with the sister...where does pick up lines come from....

Brothers and sisters do not jest with Allah's name for that is sacred.

Asalama Alaikum

[Qumanyoo]

caalm doowwn it is a joke!

and i picked it up from a islamic site .. like i said ..

like is said i was shocked too .. dont mean they aint funny ..
it jus puts a bit of light into things .. no1 said one has to use them ..

[ENDURE4ALLAH]

Asalama Alaikum Sister

That is besides the point...one should not make a joke and then mentioned Allah's name.

This is not an attack on you Sister but the people who put it online should know better.

Asalama Alaikum

[Gang Green's Social Life]

i agree 110% with EDNURE4ALLAH

qumanyoo looking for her daily HA-HA at the expense of diinta

by far the worst poster ever

[Qumanyoo]

be serious .. caadi iska dhig ..

whys this any diferent to the islamic comedians.. and jokes u hear?

social life - stop being so judgemental .. u fiend

[Gang Green's Social Life]

[quote="Qumanyoo"]be serious .. caadi iska dhig ..

whys this any diferent to the islamic comedians.. and jokes u hear?

social life - stop being so judgemental .. u fiend[/quote]

may Allah have mercy on your soul

ameen

[Qumanyoo]

YEAH amiin ..

[Gang Green's Social Life]

[quote="Qumanyoo"]YEAH amiin ..[/quote]

HA-HA

plz stop making a fool out of urself now u got ur "ha-ha"

[Qumanyoo]

ure sad il give u that...