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Re: Make me a muslim!

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[quote="Cali_Gaab"]One time they were in Jerusalem and they brought a "Scholar".
There were christians, jews and muslims present on the panel.
A woman put on to him a question and said "I'm a muslim and my husband was a Jew but he converted to islam so that we could be together eventhough he doesn't really practise it"

Scholar: "Well that makes him a hypocrite"

Lady: "But i told him that has to be done according to Islam"

Scholar: "Well that makes two of you"

Lady: "Even my mother said so"

Scholar: "Well that makes three of you"

Lady: "My father knows about it aswell, are you goin' to tell me he's a hypocrite aswell"?

Scholar: "Like father like daughter"

.[/quote]

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[quote="eyes-only"]1_londoner, shame on you for calling the African brother a fake Muslim. That sort of thing is dambi you know.
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Aight then...I agree with fisibilah.....hes probably a Sufi......
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Re: Make me a muslim!

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I was so disappointed, What a opportunity to do dacwa, Sad

There are so many scholars they could have used, it was an experiement that just reinforced typical stereotypes, I liked the gay character, I hope to God he goes futher and meets the right people to guide him.


The black brother was funny, (he had big smile on his face all the time!, & when he was looking for a wife for the gay brother I was in tears, SubHanAllah, mocking Surprised ) and the asian I don't understand him on Islam chal. never mind outsiders Confused

On the handshake issue there is a difference of opinion on that, and for dacwa some allow it.
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Re: Make me a muslim!

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1 londoner aint u a silly child!

if u watched the show properly all 3 episodes u wud realise that evry sigle character came out with a positive all round knowledge of islam. The white fat man who at the begining thought bad of islam now thinks MUSLIMS AINT SO BAD. This then helps others like him think 2wice about muslims.

Then u have the 2 ladies + the gay guy who are all trying to reconsider islam. Think about wat channel 4 has done and has opened the eyes of many many ignorant ppl out there.

and 4 ur comment about the black guy he was previously a christian who converted 2 muslim. He smiles becus he wanted to show a positive attitude 2 the gaalos. He DIDNT WATCH pornography u nacasad !!!! ur so stuped wallahi. all he did was tel the fat guy he is not allowes 2 see it. simply cuz he had nude pics of women.

THE ENTIRE SHOW DID GOOOOOOOOOOD!
and all u ppl who thought bad about the entire show r all fukkkin dum pppl
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Re: Make me a muslim!

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Scholar: "Well that makes him a hypocrite"

Lady: "But i told him that has to be done according to Islam"

Scholar: "Well that makes two of you"

Lady: "Even my mother said so"

Scholar: "Well that makes three of you"

Lady: "My father knows about it aswell, are you goin' to tell me he's a hypocrite aswell"?

Scholar: "Like father like daughter"


The "scholar" sounds like another islamic c0ckbite. Sanctimonious focking loser living in some grass hut somewhere and pontificating.................. The woman should tell this guy to get lost. Inviting Muslims into your personal life is a colllosal blunder. They can't unfock their own societies............
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Re: Make me a muslim!

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"They can't unfock their own societies............"

They can and have if only you americans can leave muslims alone and their OIL!!!!!!!!!!!!


Do you have to comment about muslims and Islam all the time. Have some other debate that has nothing to do with Somalia and Islam for once.
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Re: Make me a muslim!

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[quote="silver-spy"]1 londoner aint u a silly child!

if u watched the show properly all 3 episodes u wud realise that evry sigle character came out with a positive all round knowledge of islam. The white fat man who at the begining thought bad of islam now thinks MUSLIMS AINT SO BAD. This then helps others like him think 2wice about muslims.

[/quote]


The only reason why the cab driver thought Muslims were 'ALRIGHT' at the end of the documentary was only because, that Pakistani guy from Bradford in the last episode who called myself the 'Muslim, British soldier' said he was proud to be British and he would kill fellow Muslims for Britain's sack. The cabbie even asked him which country he would support in a cricket match, England or Pakistani and he picked England. He didn't respect him for being a Muslim he clearly respected him for choosing England before Islam.

Harrogate is a racist village, I've been there a few times and most of the residents are narrow minded beings.
But i did like the fact that they brought in two converts, the black guy and Dawn.
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Re: Make me a muslim!

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It's not the show or the intensions behind it you should be dissing or cursing. But the participants themselves. That cadaan girl with the saqajaan muslim 'boyfriend' was the biggest disgrace. How dare he propose to her like the kufar's do..? You can tell already his going to make a flop of his children and the marriage. Forget what he was saying about continuing with his deen to the fullest, when he couldnt even take the sheikhs advice to ask her straight FORMALLY.. what was up with the ring, getting dressed up, resturant, getting down on one kneee etc.etc? Acudubillah!
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Re: Make me a muslim!

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[quote="Ghetto_Poetress"][quote="silver-spy"]1 londoner aint u a silly child!

if u watched the show properly all 3 episodes u wud realise that evry sigle character came out with a positive all round knowledge of islam. The white fat man who at the begining thought bad of islam now thinks MUSLIMS AINT SO BAD. This then helps others like him think 2wice about muslims.

[/quote]


The only reason why the cab driver thought Muslims were 'ALRIGHT' at the end of the documentary was only because, that Pakistani guy from Bradford in the last episode who called myself the 'Muslim, British soldier' said he was proud to be British and he would kill fellow Muslims for Britain's sack. The cabbie even asked him which country he would support in a cricket match, England or Pakistani and he picked England. He didn't respect him for being a Muslim he clearly respected him for choosing England before Islam.

Harrogate is a racist village, I've been there a few times and most of the residents are narrow minded beings.
But i did like the fact that they brought in two converts, the black guy and Dawn.[/quote]



Excatly! For the simple reason he declared he was happy to shed another muslims blood for his army! Acudubillah.. what can I say? He had a bloody earring in!

Lets face it, at the end, they all may have said something positive about Islam, but deep down you could tell alot of them like the cabbie and that cadaan girl with the b/f were pleased to have the three weeks over and out.
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Re: Make me a muslim!

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Lil cutie

Did you hate that b!tch too .. I wanted to slap her, her nasty little digs at Islam got on my nerves. I was cussing that bastaradh and that fool of a fiancee of hers. What a weak, coconut, sell out he was. If he was a real man he would have slapped that b!tch and told her not to ever try to belittle his religion or culture..believe me he is the Bride and she is the Groom in that relationship.

Give me 2 seconds with a b!tch like that, thats the type of person I run circles around intellectually and they end up agreeing with everything I say :)
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Re: Make me a muslim!

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^^bollocks'
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Re: Make me a muslim!

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Aliyah99--She was just mad because his family wouldn't accept her.She tried everything and they still kept kicking her back..
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Re: Make me a muslim!

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"Have some other debate that has nothing to do with Somalia and Islam for once."

Hey, I talk about boxing an baseball once in a while. But this is Somalinet, so topics having to do with Somalia are................ kind of common.
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