BIG problem mony somali pple have..Constipation

[LiQaaye_TDH]

Murax not Horror movie, but the Film Dum and Dummer lol

[Madd_Scientist_]

[quote="guhad122"]And why is it that when you really wanna go, it is always the wrong place and the wrong time. Just last week, I was at my future-wife's family house. Then the urgency to go assailed me. I had to go. But because of this focking Mexican food I ate earlier, the thing was immense and much bigger than usual and clogged the whole thing. What a focking bad timing. And right after I came out, my future mother-inlaw headed into the restroom. Darn all I remember was seeing mother-inlaw coming out sweating. I felt bad and decided to leave withough even bothering to wait Shaah-Cadays my girl was readying.[/quote]

LOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOoOL.... What's the lesson here??? Don't ever touch Mexican food...looool

[FAH1223]

uhhh

right

weird!

go when you have to and drink lots of water!

[Anab]

How does one feel when they are constipating?? What r the symptoms?

[Murax]

[quote="LiQaaye_TDH"]Murax not Horror movie, but the Film Dum and Dummer lol[/quote]


loool...

Actually it is. Or American Wedding/American Pie or some shid, lol.

[biko]

[quote="LiQaaye_TDH"]akhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Tan Xaarki ku dhegay iya ugu daran... tan Wasakhdeeda meel kasta miyay la geleysa[/quote]



gabadhan si aan cadi ahayn baad u cayda ee maxay ka tahay in jamac walow?

[ORGEONES]

Did'ya hear the one about the constipated mathmatician?
He worked it out with a pencil...

[LiQaaye_TDH]

[quote="biko"][quote="LiQaaye_TDH"]akhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Tan Xaarki ku dhegay iya ugu daran... tan Wasakhdeeda meel kasta miyay la geleysa[/quote]



gabadhan si aan cadi ahayn baad u cayda ee maxay ka tahay in jamac walow?[/quote]


lool Ma cay ba Haddu xaarku ku Dhegay lo??? Dawo siide waa Indeertaye

[Phd in naago kudis]

when you eat beans, dhuuso is not far behind

[biko]

[quote="LiQaaye_TDH"][quote="biko"][quote="LiQaaye_TDH"]akhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Tan Xaarki ku dhegay iya ugu daran... tan Wasakhdeeda meel kasta miyay la geleysa[/quote]



gabadhan si aan cadi ahayn baad u cayda ee maxay ka tahay in jamac walow?[/quote]


lool Ma cay ba Haddu xaarku ku Dhegay lo??? Dawo siide waa Indeertaye[/quote]


inadeerta ....keeda aman gali yarow.

lol

[HELWAA]

funny how every thread turn to personal attacks.

[biko]

nothing personal helwa.

[HELWAA]

Biko

Our prophet csw said: if you dont have anything good to say it's better to silent.

[guhad122]

Murax;
The mother actually called me few days later to ask me my aunt's phone number. I think she was just trying to remind me that everything is fine despite the awful incident. Don't eat Mexican food and go to other people's houses. Mexican food is health and is good for your wellbeing but it inspires the Hilib ari and baasto that had gotten stuck in there for days. We, the Maryooleeys in the world, eat Hilib, baasto and Bariis and those don't come out easily. Once you eat Mexican food, everthing in there gets excited to come out.

[Hyperactive]

[quote="guhad122"]And why is it that when you really wanna go, it is always the wrong place and the wrong time. Just last week, I was at my future-wife's family house. Then the urgency to go assailed me. I had to go. But because of this focking Mexican food I ate earlier, the thing was immense and much bigger than usual and clogged the whole thing. What a focking bad timing. And right after I came out, my future mother-inlaw headed into the restroom. Darn all I remember was seeing mother-inlaw coming out sweating. I felt bad and decided to leave withough even bothering to wait Shaah-Cadays my girl was readying.[/quote]
lol walle wah ba kugu da3ay.lol