SOMALINET GOVERNING BODY (MAJLIS)

[Leila2007]

Two women in goverment is just unfair and I am still not in this list. It is just unfair I am done with supporting Hutu and Sade crew in this place walle.

Time to form an alternative fair goverment!

[Rebel-Lion]

These sades are a shameless bunch.

lol@hutu being a common name for hawiye now.

[Leila2007]

Hutu sound more political correct than Hawiye. As soon as you mention Hawiye it like mentioning a war lord!

[Rebel-Lion]

lol

you do know hutu is a reference to the rwandan genocide, hawiye were like real hutu's hence the name.

Ironically i think the abgaal poet togaane invented it.

But it seems every qabil has accepted their nicknames, from the faqash to the hutu

Notic how even in cyber governments, somali's are nepotist mofo's.

[gedo_gurl]

Gubta, idinka iyo dawladdiinnaba.

[AbdiWahab252]

Rebel Lion,

If Hawiye were like Hutus, you wouldn't have lived to tell the tale.

Leila,

What are your comments supposed to mean ? Anywayz, I know you mean no ill will my qaldan sister.

[Leila2007]

LOOL Abdi

I hope you are not offended. I was not part of your so called gorvement and now I am not in Voltages. So that means no more suport for beesha Hutu or Sade from now on.

[Rebel-Lion]

Abdiwahutu

There were enough tutsis that survived the hutu genocide of Rwanda. An today they are in control of the country, the parallels to somalia are amazing wouldn't you say?

[Adan*5]

Bro Sheikh Voltage, the spritual leader of the Majlis ,,

[The-Screw]

[quote="Voltage"]Assalamu Calaykum,

We have watched with bafflement as the shameless Laa-diin charlatans put in their best effort to name a Laa-diin government that has been resoundedly rejected.

The people have spoken and it is a Majlis they request. A supreme religious counsel that rules the people with their choice, i.e the laws given and ordained to us by Allah (SWT) if we are to be among those destined for the Rightful Path.

Because of this, a tentative Majlis has been put into place and which will be finalized when we all come to an agreement.

The Majlis is organized thus:


Caliph Screw I ~ Caliph of the Ummah and Enforcer of the Edicts (Laws)

Supreme Mufti Fisabililaah ~ Supreme Lawmaker and Head of the Shura Council

Shura Council:
-Sheikh *Nobleman*, Deputy Head of the Shura and Chief Adviser to Calipha Screw I
-Shiekh Salafi_Student, Shura Provost and Chief Propagator of Shura Ijmaca
-Shiekh Koronto, Chief Law Researcher and Shura Representative
-Sheikh Aiman, Head of Shura Law Office and Author of Dictation
-Shiekh Murax, Accountability Officer and Head of Shura Ethics
-Sheikh Hyperactive, Shura Council Community Liaison and Shabaab Ambassador

Mujaahidun Guard:
-Saifullah Adan*5, Commander of the Mujaahidun Forces and Military Adviser to the Supreme Mufti Fisabililah
-Saifullah Somaliweyn_Commando, Deputy Commander of Mujaahidin Objectives and Military Adviser to Caliph Screw I
-Saifullah Col-Xoogsade, Head of the Southern Command
-Saifullah Fah, Head of the Central Command
-Saifullah New_York, Head of the Western Command
-Saifullah Cali-Gaab, Head of Northern Command
-Saifullah Advocator, Chief Liaison to Community and Recruitment

Diplomatic Envoys:
-Danjire Sir_Lugooyo, Chief Diplomatic Head and International Messenger of the Shura Council
-Danjire Gedoboy, Secretary-General of Diplooacy and Representative to Ikhwaanul Muslimuun
-Danjire Executive, Deputy Head of Diplomacy and Foreign Affairs Adviser to Caliph Screw I
-Danjire Shirib, Chief Diplomat to the West and Foreign Affairs Adviser to the Mujaahidun Guard
-Danjire Zackabdul, Chief Diplomat to the Orient and India
-Danjire Great-Legend, Chief Diplomat to Africa
-Danjire Gatspy, Chief Diplomat to Russia and Others

Woman's Affairs:
-Marwa Naimma, Chief Law-enforcer of Woman's Affairs and Woman's Representative to the Shura
-Marwa Helwa, Deputy Head of Woman's Affairs and Special Woman's Affairs Adviser to Caliph Screw I

Court's Executioner:
-Saifullah Sadeboi, Caliph Screw I's Commissioner for Vice and Virtue

Persona Non-Grata:
-Abdiwahab
-MjPride
-Twisted_Logic
-Ican/Rebel
+Assorted Apostates, Innovators, and Criminals[/quote]




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[Leila2007]

Screw

Since when did you become a Caliph ?

Dont get me wrong me worng I believe in your leadrship skills but how can you support a goverment with just 2 women?

[Voltage]

[quote="The-Screw"]

Co-Sign[/quote]


The Caliph has approved.


Saifullah Adan*5, get the forces ready. There is a campaign to be undertaken.

[biko]

[quote="Voltage"]Assalamu Calaykum,

We have watched with bafflement as the shameless Laa-diin charlatans put in their best effort to name a Laa-diin government that has been resoundedly rejected.
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listen to this wadaad wanna-be moron talking about Laa-Dinn...

who focking made u a speaker for the diin?


whats next?...Osama Bin-ladett is the latest prophet?


with morons like this why worry about Enfidels and jews?

[Murax]

I endorse this Government.

If Allah gives me the strength, I will serve my brothers and sisters with truth hadu Ilahay idmo.

Sincerely Murax,

Accountability Officer and Head of Shura Ethics .

[biko]

and am waging a Holly war (Jihad) agaisnt this fake wadaads and their perverted agenda.