One thing i HATE about bein somali

[DisplacedDiraac]

I really couldn't careless.

But not long ago, some habar actully went to my mum and told her i hugging and was standing with some guy in front of his black car.

I came home, my hoyoo called me into the living room *while the old lady was there with her*. My mum asked me who i was with, i told her *i didn't know what she was chatting about*. The old lady butted in saying 'nayaa, i saw you with a guy wearing a white jacket and cap', as soon as she said that one of my brothers *studying in some next city* walked in wearing 'white jacket and cap'.

And i said 'wtf, can't i hug and stand with my brother who i haven't seen in months'

Walahi she felt so embarrassed and she just left with out saying a word.

[snowflakes821]

Somalis exaggerate and generalize each other too much.

[Mizzy_Flame]

U never know when they're watching

Thru the blinds...

Thru the peephole..

Around the corner..

In there all-white Range Rover that sitting on 22's with the tinted windows..

U never know.


Keep ur shxt on da d.l

[Lil_maRlilander]

RAAAAAAAH I NOEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

MA NEIGHBOUR BIIIIIIIIIIIG MOUFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[Cisse Westlake]

somali habros our top spies in the comuntiy we love our secret agents 8)

only hoes and alcoholics fear them

[sO_sO_Qatar]

they are jokerz walahi

wun time me and my girl had a interview we're sitting facing the window all of a sudden we see some jilbaaby pop her head out of the building infront we couldn't stop larfing and the recruiter though we were taking the piss

certain somali lady's need help isn't universal tv keeping them busy

when i was little their was this lady 'khadija' every1 from the endz use to fear.. she was always on patrol in the area.. eyes used to pop up everywere! her 22yr old son was in the same formclass as my 15yr old sister *am happy she got deported

[Tha-Truth]

only hoes and alcoholics fear them

BROTHER THATS TRUE....


A GOD FEARIN MUSLIM GIRL WOULD NOT FEAR THEM LADYS

MOST OF THE TIMES IS DHILLOS THAT WORRY IF THEY HAVE BEEN SEEN

BY THE LADYS DOING DODGY THINGS

[sO_sO_Qatar]

I aint got nuffing 2 hide frm them islaamo

if they spend all that time trying to pass their esol test they would of passed with flying colours but instead they decide to play sherlock holmes

[Cisse Westlake]

sO_sO_Qatar

you seem to harbor hate for our beloved spies the habros 8)

did they expose your activities ?

[Tha-Truth]

ONLY FEAR ALLAH

[sO_sO_Qatar]

sO_sO_Qatar

you seem to harbor hate for our beloved spies the habros 8)

did they expose your activites ?

'ACTIVITY' ?

I've got self respect! And i only fear ALLAH! I didn't say nothing about hating them they are just annoying.

imagine islaamo popping thruw the blinds and all sorts *nt serious*

[Cisse Westlake]

sO_sO_Qatar

insallah one day you will be doing a fine job looking out for the waste malis in the comunity

[AyEEyO_NiGiiS_WeYn]

Loooool!..Funny topic..

Alhamduliah somali women dont bother me loads like..Dere was a few times..they told hooyo where i was and i'd come home n hooyo would b lyk..i knows where u were..u was dere n dere (It wasnt anywhere bad mind)...But i'd neva had a problem wid dem old sods..dont mean i dont know what dere lyk tho..Old tarts 'ave dun loads of fingz 2 ma brothers lol...

Somali women ain tha only ones dats a pain..Somali girls do ma head in aswell!..dey waaaay 2 bitchy..Most of tha somali boys here are annoying and useless..Outta dem all i fink somali old men r tha less annoying!...

[Mr. Yungnfresh]

CNN/FBI

they dont even report the facts, they always do a dj clue remix on what they saw and come up with some next crazy story

[sO_sO_Qatar]

[quote="Cisse Westlake"]sO_sO_Qatar

insallah one day you will be doing a fine job looking out for the waste malis in the comunity [/quote]



insha allah

terminate them all 8)