
Christian Missionaries Knock On My Door
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Re: Christian Missionaries Knock On My Door
When they come to my door,i read to them surah Maryam.Then i say: Yes O Lord,i believe in Sayyidina Jesus Christ.
They look like WTF.
They look like WTF.

Re: Christian Missionaries Knock On My Door
Screenplay by AW, written by AW, produced by AW and directed by AW.AbdiWahab252 wrote:One evening a few weeks ago, some Christian missionaries came knocking on my door trying to preach to me:
"Hello, Sir."
"Hello ?"
"Are you saved ?"
"Was I going to be lost ?"
"Have you found Jesus ?"
"Was I supposed to be looking for him ?"
"Do you believe in the One True God and his Son ?"
"Which God do you speak off ? Moslem, Christian, Hindu, ..."
"Christian."
"What makes the Christian one more special than the others ?"
"Well ......"
"What about this, why not let these Gods compete for us ? Why do we run after them ?"
They were shocked and ran off.
I hate folks who knock on your door trying to sell u stuff. Now they want to sell you religion

EVerything has to sound like a play or a movie eh??

PS. I have seen few of them door knockers myself..but the convo was totally diferrent.
Re: Christian Missionaries Knock On My Door
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if he is a man I just tell him to pi$$ off, if she is a lady well its a different story
I DROP MY MACAWIS pretending its an accident and apologize waving my cubayd towards her.
if he is a man I just tell him to pi$$ off, if she is a lady well its a different story
I DROP MY MACAWIS pretending its an accident and apologize waving my cubayd towards her.
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