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Fale
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Re: Christian Missionaries Knock On My Door

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:lol:
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Re: Christian Missionaries Knock On My Door

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When they come to my door,i read to them surah Maryam.Then i say: Yes O Lord,i believe in Sayyidina Jesus Christ.

They look like WTF. :lol:
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Re: Christian Missionaries Knock On My Door

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AbdiWahab252 wrote:One evening a few weeks ago, some Christian missionaries came knocking on my door trying to preach to me:

"Hello, Sir."

"Hello ?"

"Are you saved ?"

"Was I going to be lost ?"

"Have you found Jesus ?"

"Was I supposed to be looking for him ?"

"Do you believe in the One True God and his Son ?"

"Which God do you speak off ? Moslem, Christian, Hindu, ..."

"Christian."

"What makes the Christian one more special than the others ?"

"Well ......"

"What about this, why not let these Gods compete for us ? Why do we run after them ?"

They were shocked and ran off.

I hate folks who knock on your door trying to sell u stuff. Now they want to sell you religion :down:
Screenplay by AW, written by AW, produced by AW and directed by AW. :lol:

EVerything has to sound like a play or a movie eh?? :mrgreen:

PS. I have seen few of them door knockers myself..but the convo was totally diferrent.
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Re: Christian Missionaries Knock On My Door

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A/W

if he is a man I just tell him to pi$$ off, if she is a lady well its a different story
I DROP MY MACAWIS pretending its an accident and apologize waving my cubayd towards her.
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