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GRANNY wrote:What a disgusting thread.....just remember this huuno...JAHANAMH..

grany how do you know how jahanama looks like

Advo wrote: Babygirl, I know when u opened my topic and read the line, ur heart skipped an obvious beat and made u a lil depressed that, the line of ur dreams has been used, by a fuking security guard to a, possibly a girl who's not saciid harti. This world is just cruel, I tell u.

Just shut up

Advo wrote:1man, I thought u was done-it-all, know-it-all but apti get a grib of urself, ayaamahaan waa isa sii deeysey.

Do I come across as some bad ass khasiis mate? that can't be a good thing

I knew about the term but I just wanted to put you on the spot-light and get you to give details on that so the topic could be even more thirst-quenching for lot's of horny indivituals on here

Most of the females want to know what that means by-the-way.

The Messenger of Allah (salallahu alaihe wa-sallam) said: "My entire nation is safe, except al-Mujahirin (those who boast of their sins). Among the Mujaharah is that a man commits an (evil) act, and wakes up in the morning while Allah has kept his (sin) a secret, he says: "O Fulan! Last night I did this and that." He goes to sleep while Allah has kept his (sin) a secret but he wakes up in the morning and uncovers what Allah has kept a secret!" [Saheeh al-Bukharee]

"Abaayo Waan Ku Arki Waan Ku Caashaqi"

wtf is this shid, Im trying to seduce a girl with class, not a basal eating cloth sewer.


Helwaaa Adiga I figured u out, u have to personalities, Kacsi Helwaa and Caado Helwaa

Kacsi Helwaa is blind and deaf to Caado Helwaa and vise versa

Kacsi helwaa is wild, fun and just unpredictable.

Caado Helwaa (current phase) is wadaad, shiikhat, "istaqfurullah brotha" but clocks out for 3 weeks of the month.

Abdullah Ibn Masud r.a. (May allah be pleased with him) related, A man came to the Prophet and said: Ya Rasulullah! I have mingled with a woman in the far side of Madinah and I fulfilled my desire short of actually having sexual intercourse with her. So, here am I, judge me according to what you decide.

Umar Ibn al-Khattab r.a. (May allah be pleased with him) then said: Allah had kept your secret, why did not you keep your secret? [Sahih Muslim]

"Honey, these are dollars not shillings."

so these are the pick up lines faraxs are using these days?....xalimo xalkaa ba'

ADVO I SWEAR UR BECOMING A WASTEMAN

NO LIE!

gabdhaha waa loo heesaa, pickup lines meel gu gaadhsiin maayaan

soo mar, soo mar, samsam iyo deeqay soo mar
so mar, siigo iyo saliid iska dhaafoo soo mar soo mar
kala siib, kishaali iyo diracoo soo mar soo mar
kala saar gacmaha oo soo mar soo mar
aad jimicsitida soo mar mar