Dictionary for decoding women's personal Ads

[abdi ilyas]

40-ish................................50issh.
Adventurous.......................Slept with everyone.
Athletic...............................No breasts.
Average looking....................fugli
Beautiful..............................superficial, mean, selfish.
Emotionally Secure................On medication.
Feminist................................Lesbo
Free spirit............................ Schizophrenic
Friendship first......................Gold digger/not into you/precautious
New-Age............................ilbaax
Old-fashioned.......................Boring
Open-minded.......................Screwed up
Outgoing.............................love
Professional..........................Serious
Voluptuous..........................Extremely Fat.
Large frame.........................disastorly Fat
Wants Soul mate.................. Wants Babies.




How about it Sir Lug?

Can I take you out to dinner?

[Mr. Yungnfresh]

^ u crazy? takin a Somali girl out to eat?!?! u'll have to mortgage the bill

[shaamboo]

40-ish................................49.
Adventurous.......................Slept with everyone.
Athletic...............................No breasts.
Average looking....................Moooo.
Beautiful..............................Pathological liar.
Emotionally Secure................On medication.
Feminist................................Fat.
Free spirit............................Junkie.
Friendship first......................Former slut.
New-Age............................Body hair in the wrong places.
Old-fashioned.......................No BJs.
Open-minded.......................Desperate.
Outgoing.............................Loud and Embarrassing.
Professional..........................B!tch.
Voluptuous..........................Very Fat.
Large frame.........................Hugely Fat.
Wants Soul mate..................Stalker.

WOMEN'S ENGLISH:


1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?


MEN'S ENGLISH:
1.I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.

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