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zulaika wrote:

ms.nalia wrote:
Did I froget to mention that you can only write like one sentence in Somali?

I cant handle all that jibrish y'll.

lol

nalia,

sahan was just enlightening us with how he takes his dates out on randezvous bacdal maqrib for adventurous time complete with gang fights, guns, lighting cigarettes and late night walks.

zulaika wrote:

ms.nalia wrote:
Did I froget to mention that you can only write like one sentence in Somali?

I cant handle all that jibrish y'll.

lol

nalia,

sahan was just enlightening us with how he takes his dates out on randezvous bacdal maqrib for adventurous time complete with gang fights, guns, lighting cigarettes and late night walks.

ms.nalia wrote:

American-Suufi wrote:they say the ugliest donkey hits hardest. in somalinet only the ugly ladies start topics of dating. cyber love :love:

You really dont wanna start bulshit with me kiddo. I will verbally stomp on your fokin existance........ 8)

1nemansquad wrote:..this girl took me to the beach at night on a date and made me swim in a freezing cold water all for some ass

..normally my dates were all about getting some action (ilahe hanaga cafiyo)

Ohsh!tplz. **hopes for the luv of nature** you're being saRcastic

Cali_Gaab wrote:Then we went to see a movie but i didn't have enough money for two adults so was forced to buy 1 adult and 1 child.
When handing the ticket over they noticed none of us were children, confiscated the tickets so she went home on a tube.

And i was depending on her to put in like 4 pounds (That's 8 dollars guys) for petrol to get me home, she just walked away.

American-Suufi wrote:they say the ugliest donkey hits hardest. in somalinet only the ugly ladies start topics of dating. cyber love :love:

SahanGalbeed wrote:I'll tell how I used to set up my dates , back in my days in the jungle .
You need to have a courier , preferably a young boy that can approach any young lady , with out raising suspicion

"Tell her, I'll be at the tree behind Qadhawn's house , right after maghrib!"

Then you have to be prepared for war , bringing my makarov along , the reason is .. Nabaddu dadka waxay u keenta dadka naxaaris . Hadda Hargeysa way iska degan tahay , beriyo dhexdaas ah , ciyaal suuq yar-yar oo soo mirqaamay oo bakoorada sita , aya ninka iyo naagta meel wada fadhiya ay arkaan ba , damci jiray iney naagta ka xoogaan , kolley tani waa love intey is yidhaadan .
Anigu laakin caan baan ka aha xaafada oo meeshi ay ugu arkaan ba tuugta yaryari way ka wareegi jireen .

Madd_Scientist_ wrote:fyi suufi, ms nalia is a very very pretty woman

thanx hun...u should chek my new FB pic ...